@breeziblooms: Parenthood is just saying increasingly unhinged sentences with a completely straight face. 😂 Things I never imagined would leave my mouth… and somehow nobody in my house even questions them anymore. Please tell me the most ridiculous sentence you’ve ever had to say to your kids. I KNOW mine can’t be the worst. 😂 #parenthood #momlife #momhumor #parentinghumor #MomsofTikTok