Married 25 years. Farts have never been sacred. Yesterday, thanks to a stomach bug, I trusted one I shouldn’t have and shit my pants. So there’s that. 💀
2026-09-19 02:54:03
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Jess :
I've been married 26 years and we don't fart on purpose in front of each other. Nether one of us grew up in a farting household so we just don't. we close the door when we go to the bathroom too. farting and pooping in front of each other isn't required for marriage or commitment last time I checked.
2026-09-19 10:37:38
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bbymaads :
Girl I be farting in his face 😂
2026-09-19 18:23:21
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Ruben99166 :
I've made a full-on gas chamber in my room in the last couple hours, the first person walking into my room is gonna pass out
2026-09-21 04:06:10
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᭙ꫝ᧒ꪑᦓꪗ_ᠻꪖ᭙ꪀ :
My PARENTS told me that if I feel like I can’t rip ass in front of my partner that he is NOT the one.
2026-09-19 15:59:58
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Emily :
Nah I’m a lady.
2026-09-20 00:20:43
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Renny_Nickol :
I fart on my man. I NEVER gave a damn
2026-09-19 22:02:42
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Ria Leigh :
its SO CRAZY to me. like yalls tummies gotta hurt lol
2026-09-19 15:24:46
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Mia Cooper :
We once farted at the same time and caused such a mustard gas that we still reference it to this day
2026-09-19 17:38:45
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Sarah Brondum :
Clogged my partners toilet not once, but twice in the first month of dating. Each required a Home Depot run for a plunger. First one wasn’t strong enough for the 2nd clog. We’ve been together for 8 years, married for 3. That’s the LOML fr 🫶
2026-09-19 03:13:08
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Avery.larissa ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ꩜ :
i won’t even poop at a friend’s house btw
2026-09-19 22:20:05
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Mickeysandoval :
I kissed my gf on the forehead while she was pooping
2026-09-21 04:22:47
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💜 :
he has no choice, i fart in my sleep
2026-09-20 14:58:08
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Taylor :
Absolutely the fuck not. Let that shit OUT lol
2026-09-21 04:31:04
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Anna.Vallance💃🏻 :
I farted on my now wife the first time she came to my apartment 🤣🤣
2026-09-21 04:43:12
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Hyunnybear :
The dinner scene in white chicks
2026-09-20 16:58:25
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Pre-Med | Mom of 2 :
Me and my husband were in the military togetherrrr like we shat in bagggssss
2026-09-21 04:25:11
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family_of_threee :
I like you
2026-09-20 19:53:04
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mia 🪄 :
If I can't fart around him he's not the one
2026-09-20 02:29:40
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ElevatedThoughts :
Not a flex. 13 years married and I would NEVER.
2026-09-20 03:51:24
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DungeonCrawlerMike :
When I met my partner I told her "look, let's just get this out the way" and I farted, and she laughed. We have a Shrek and Fiona kinda love 🥰
2026-09-20 15:27:48
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Worlds Nastiest Farter :
I fart 24/7 ofc I’ll be farting whenever wherever
2026-09-20 23:28:56
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EmmaLee :
I don’t even fart in front of myself 😂😂
2026-09-19 21:00:03
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JasonToddsDiscordKitten :
I don’t fart in front of my husband cause he’ll do it back and it smells like he actually shit himself 😭
2026-09-20 04:20:36
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