@cyn.speaks:

🚨unit_ten🚨 :

East Alaska

Lance_Simpkins :

Green America

Thepizzaguyishere :

Iceland, then sue the old Iceland so they have to change their name to Greenland

Joker🇺🇸 :

new Jersey, cause ours is old now and we only call it Jersey anyways

Apache888 :

Gulf of America, lake America, Green of America. ..🤷‍♂️

The Bearded Merchant :

LOL I had to go look it up. apparently we don't own Greenland we just have full control of their security

madjaxx2008 :

sumnerdyguy99 :

we don't own Greenland we just renewed an old deal with a couple extra previsions

Josh :

Orangeland

God of Thunder ❌ :

The better Canada.

Brian wooters :

the united states of Greenland

Oua660! :

Northern Maine

joshua.mcdermid :

Redwhiteandblueland

Tanner(nutwg) :

red white and blue land

miserablebastardsclub :

actually, we just secured a military base only.

Tim Hastings :

north a largo

SSGT Scott 🇺🇸 :

It would be interesting however we did not, let me repeat that, we did not acquire Greenland it is still controlled by Denmark. All we did was gain control of the security of Greenland.

oldass :

When Canada folds, it’s just all of North America is the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

rustyplasticelectricgras :

frozen America

joshsquatch22 :

Veiyloxx :

Icelando

Cake Raider :

South Northpoleland

555vegas :

greenacres

DS :

The stupidity is running rampant.

Justin_account_2 :

Alaska #2