@vsrsus: All them nonchalant shoulder shrugs just to end up rubbing shoulders with the best. Bagged his first career hat-trick for Bayern and had Union Berlin scared of his strikes. Served up the coldest three-piece combo meal to prove nobody’s München like him. His first goal had the opposition GK beefing with the net like he was getting cancelled. The second gets better after the second viewing. But the third was a charm. Throw in an assist for good measure and you’ve got a performance with too much sauce. Get you a baller who can start sh*t in the final third like this. How can you move so angelic but be on demon time like this? Make that 8G + 3A in seven games this season. Had Union Berlin’s admin begging Yamal to keep his mouth shut. Played in the special edition Oktoberfest kit and had defenders looking at him with beer goggles. Sunk more than a few of his markers like pints with high IQ plays. Putting the ‘stein’ in Einsteinball. If you’re having Ballon d’Or chats, make sure Olise’s name comes up. #olise #fcbayern #football #futebol #Soccer