@justapersonwithnohustle: Japanese men astounded by Rotisserie Chicken (burialgoods core)

Mr (Ant) Tenna :

Cooked chicken is cheap because its fate has already been decided. There is no future for that poultry meal that hasn't already been planned out. Raw chicken has infinite possibilities, and no guarantee as to what its future may hold.

hurkledurkle :

Tell him about the Costco hot dog

Litchfield | 🚦 🦇 🪽 :

brother... may I have some oats

saint :

”it is not just a chicken”

Tomas :

.99 Arizona tea

korrolsioon🇪🇪 :

was buying the 2 chickens truly gratitude, if he knew that said merchant was taking a loss on every single one?

Trevor :

They’re called “loss leaders”. Products sold at a loss because the price draws people into the store, who then buy other marked-up goods.

memen7373 :

this is the level of English i wish to accomplish

Astolfo :

Nobunaga is so funny I wish he was a good person

chito_1703 :

Long may It spin

Aztek119 :

the dude be like:

Malachi W :

Rotisserie chicken is cheap because it attracts customers who want to take advantage of the deal, but nobody goes to the store to buy nothing but a chicken, so they get other stuff that the store makes more money on. They’re willing to take a hit on the chicken to get you in the door so they can talk you into buying the things that make them the big profits.

Joner :

Don't forget the premium all-beef hotdog which must never change price.

DaftrioDario :

bird may be the word

. :

I love these nobunaga tweets

T. C. Banks :

The cooked bird is cheaper so more people buy it and stop cooking for themselves. Eventually no one will remember how to cook our own meals anymore and we’ll be reliant on pre-made frozen dinners and deals like this chicken. Then the ingredients; spices, sauces, vegetables, etc. become more scarce. Then the prices on everything else go up

Tsubake :

Much philosophy

Maybe Krillin :

Why does this go so hard though 😭

Jake Williams :

The bird is the word

pissfujoshi :

Leviiiiiiiiii :

the raw chicken is more expensive because you can still get cooking xp from it

Julian :

The cooked chicken loses them money but they put it in the back so you buy things on the way there and back

MushroomGecko :

The $1.50 Costco hot dog... the $0.99 Arizona Ice Tea... there are many spinning birds in our lives that we never think twice about... long may the bird spin...

Sukandar :

I feel like this is one of those dialogs in Disco Elysium

ej8_mt :

Costco Owner be like: “enjoy”