@drgrolledelivers: Birth partners say the darndest things. Consider this your first installment. #obgyn #laboranddelivery #pregnant #pregnanttiktok #pregnancyhumor
I was extremely happy my gyno never corrected my ex. He thought that the baby would get poked in the head if we had sex. Trust me there was no way it could have possibly happened.
2026-09-20 22:12:52
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Old Marine Design :
Considering how he COULD have thought the baby breathed, I'm happy "belly button snorkel" was his assumption.
2026-09-20 22:09:28
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Meagan :
My oldest had severe jaundice, I'm white and my husband is South Asian. My husband looked at the doctor and said "so white and brown make yellow, cool" me and the nurse died laughing
2026-09-20 22:00:57
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Anneliese :
We found out we were having twins - a boy and a girl. My husband asked if they’d be identical. 🤦🏼♀️
2026-09-20 23:52:05
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Em :
I knew a guy who thought women’s eggs had shells 😳
2026-09-20 22:30:31
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Molly C :
Not exactly pregnancy related, but I knew a guy once who thought period ‘stuff’ was blue like in the commercials. The resulting conversation about menstrual blood has lived on in my memory for years. I didn’t laugh at him, but I really really wanted to.
2026-09-20 21:44:11
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MamaSyl :
The educational system in this country has TRAGICALLY failed us all.
2026-09-20 23:19:11
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Susie :
My mother had a c section and lost her belly button with it. several years later she wad pregnant with me. My grandmother said she could not possibly be pregnant she didn't have a belly button. She thought the baby was attached to the belly button. This grandmother had 6 kids.
2026-09-21 00:04:52
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CatCe :
I'm constantly amazed about how little male partners understand about a Woman's body. Especially since they want access to women. 🤔
2026-09-20 22:35:22
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Kyra Ison :
Hearing my spouse or partner say this out loud would be a relationship killer for me. I would never find them attractive ever again.
2026-09-21 04:36:01
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Alex :
My dad thought I was “advanced” when I was born because I was opening my eyes. He thought it was like dogs where you have to wait a couple days/weeks. OB GYN had to explain to him lol
2026-09-20 22:43:17
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KPiep :
Did he think the baby was being water boarded during showers???
2026-09-21 04:54:28
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Cheri M :
30 yrs ago my husband and I were having our first baby. We went to our first apt together. My OBGYN basically did a pap. While she was down there she asked my husband if he wanted to see. Excitedly he said yes. I think he thought he was going to see a baby. He came back up and looked very pale. Later did he tell his friend about hearing the babies heart beat no. He said they stuck this jack in there and yanked it wide open. I laughed so hard.
2026-09-21 06:02:53
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Vanessa Whitney459 :
The pool feels amazing when you’re pregnant 😩 just lifts that weight right up
2026-09-21 05:31:22
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Kisswithah 🫶🏽 :
And this was a full grown adult about to have to care for a newborn and raise a child 😬?
2026-09-20 22:40:41
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J S is birding again :
BABY SNORKEL 🤣
2026-09-21 05:51:57
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Diane :
My husband thought the same exact thing lol
2026-09-21 04:08:43
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Momma :
Lord sweet baby Jesus. I lose faith in humanity a little more each day.
2026-09-20 21:10:55
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HeadBeeshInCharge :
Had a friend who said he wouldn't have sex with his pregnant wife because he was afraid the baby would grab it or he would hurt the baby.
2026-09-21 01:13:08
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Leah Louise :
I think everyone should think about that every time they vote
2026-09-21 00:10:51
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oOsassypantsOo :
Gotta have a mf license to drive a car but you wanna grow a human?! NOOOOOOO regulation whatsoever.
2026-09-21 01:10:08
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Short is beautiful 🥀 :
On a positive note he was trying to protect them 😂😂
2026-09-20 23:57:01
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jen.melomanie :
My ex and I were looking at a book about baby’s development and it had drawings at each week. He asked me “where are it’s gills?” I said what gills? He said “you know, the gills so it can breathe in there. Why didn’t they draw the gills?” I was absolutely blown away he thought babies breathed in the womb like a fish.
2026-09-21 02:57:21
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Em. :
I made my husband call the after hours line bc I fell and then when I got to the hospital the dr was like your husband was great! I usually don’t let the partner talk to me but he knew all the details and now I see why he wouldn’t want to talk to partners
2026-09-21 01:40:08
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