@colin_fitzmaurice: Actually insane

That Guy On The Internet :

We are living in a fucking South Park episode I swear

Scoliosis247 :

Was expecting this to turn into a skit, but this is real??!

Howard FrFr :

secretary of liquor is wild lmao

sparkles5017 :

I’d mutiny. Like this is my mf government dawg 💀

KBizzy :

If I was a soldier that would send me AWOL

whoischocolate :

South Park is gonna be awesome this year 🥺

𝔸𝕝𝕒𝕣𝕒𝔸𝕟𝕒𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒 :

Actually insane

Calibri86 :

I thought I heard right.. the Secretary of Liquor 😭😭😭😭😭

Brandon :

I'm a 10th prestige on the OG Modern Warfare. Why wasn't I called? 🤣

breaking meme network :

I'm just upset as your number 1 fan that you didn't write this script before they did it

Danny :

hippiemafia813 :

this is the pocket universe that generates The Onion articles

1️⃣ᴏɴʟʏEdits1️⃣ :

Nikk 🫡 :

I quit

cheeseburgersbaccon🍔 :

i got a "how do you feel about this post?" question after scrolling

kommander_krill2 :

if you said this in 2017 you wouldve been laughed OFF EARTH

The Fussy Shrimp :

I’m about at my limit on my ability to survive second hand embarrassment.

Mander :

When people start realizing the government is apart of Hollywood. The whole world is a stage!!!

Thoriasis :

Boy am I happy I stopped following Logan YEARS ago! 😅