@grapiedeltaco: All other iced coffee interview think pieces can be put to rest now thank you

Miny (mreadsalot) ✨ :

Someone is going to take this advice seriously 😭

Ashley :

When they tell you the coffee smells good, tell them “It is good. I’ll bring you some when I start on Monday” and walk out

peste_bubonica_zzz2774 :

And then everybody will clap

qhenrick19 :

The lady was talking about Fortune 500 companies. It doesn't apply to most people 😅

it’s always nap time :

To assert dominance, you may also pour the last sips of the coffee on the interview room’s floor. Then you should refuse to clean it up unless they hire you. It’s the ONLY way to show that you have a health work-life balance.

bekworth :

i actually bring an entire espresso machine with me and pull a few shots and i’ve never failed to get the job.

dino.myght :

the most important thing is to remember to maintain unbroken eye contact throughout the process

🦕 Madi 🦕 :

This is the only correct take 🤷🏼‍♀️

Kora 🍓 :

This entire conversation has been so funny to me because never in my life would I think to care if someone brought it in. I was on a hiring panel last month and I brought iced coffee

Unnun75 :

i’m loving this entire conversation around the coffee, because coffee gives me gas so my dominance would be asserted by just ripping one during the interview. 😭

mydragonflydust :

I CAN'T BREATHE!! 🤣

masaio🎞️💌 :

Exactly

ijustyap_ :

I approve

leannefuller_ :

That's how I got my job!

_ :

Ya sounds right

patricia💜🇻🇪 :

wheezing

Nickole | books & lifestyle 📚 :

“Assert dominance” 😭😭

Moxel5 :

Go Grapie!

🌙🏎️🐝🫀 :

🇰🇿🇵🇸~Бота Кикенова :

I can’t 😭

🦄 ✨ :

rkiveIamp :

you're quick to caught on to the discourse 😂

sj :

Grapie!! What is going on???? I feel like I have been dropped off in to places unknown. I am nosey so I kinda want to know what is going on but I am a tea drinker so y'alls bean water discourse is unknown to me.

⋆⭒Travel Spice⋆⭒ :

The only place where it's appropriate to have an iced coffee during your job interview is at Starbucks because I offer every person who has an interview at our store a free drink, everywhere else, it's unacceptable

Comrade Broseph ☭🇦🇺🇵🇸 :

90%+ of white collar hirings are pure nepotism and previous connections at this point anyway. Interviews are now a humiliation ritual in the big 2026.