This is gonna start someone’s 20 part series “Kidnappers are fat-phobic”
2026-09-22 22:59:08
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april_onlyone :
Being thick has saved me yet again
2026-09-22 21:13:36
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honchobeee🇺🇸😏 :
I had a morbidly obese uncle go “missing” for 5 days who ended up passing away. Prior to his passing my aunt(his wife) was like “yeah I haven’t seen O in like 4 days.” We all were like how the hell somebody 500 pounds go missing. He’s not that hard to find! They were married for 20 plus years and He worked for the City and she was over their marriage at this point. Come to find out he was at his side chick house and done had 3 heart attacks and was bed ridden butt naked at her house while she was driving my aunts car back and forth to work. The paramedics had to cut the door to get him out. That was the best family tea EVER
2026-09-22 21:05:04
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WolfgangTheAlpha :
Don’t let samyra see this 😂
2026-09-22 20:41:46
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emily :
Rico Harris from the Harlem Globetrotters went missing and he was 6’9 and has never been found
2026-09-22 23:24:20
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sindia_genx :
There is pros and cons for everything
2026-09-22 20:41:54
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Summer💋 :
If a kidnapper is strong enough to pick me up and carry me to the van then he deserves me and I might be in love
2026-09-23 08:35:40
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deeeeee842 :
After I lost a lot of weight, my grandma told me be careful because now someone can come snd take me. So yea
2026-09-22 20:10:32
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Hags 👽 :
There’s not enough leaves in the woods to cover my big ass lol
2026-09-23 08:38:53
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misspossessive97 :
Girl no one picking us up 😭
2026-09-22 22:32:21
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Imani Alyssa ✝️ :
Let’s not give them any new ideas 💡
2026-09-24 13:38:45
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Prillls 🐙 :
Oh god, samrya coming
2026-09-22 19:58:05
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SavageAssCassie💕 :
They ain’t wrestling with us🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-22 17:37:29
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Kylah B :
We too big to be tusselin with, stop playing
2026-09-24 06:45:23
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klassic_karla :
As a big person I have always felt safer 😂😂
2026-09-24 06:49:31
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bobbihillzZ :
Lowkey if they do, they probably just passed away in the home and that's so sad. 😭
2026-09-24 02:18:05
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KB :
now that you mentioned it…
2026-09-22 19:50:50
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💛💙Peachy_Pook🫡 :
I’m dropping straight to the ground!! Pick me up bitch!
2026-09-23 00:58:51
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Sug :
Ykw you right let me keep eating
2026-09-22 20:38:59
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🧍🏽♀️ :
No because the moment they put my weight on the poster IM NOT COMING BACK
2026-09-22 19:20:19
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1111 :
Imagine tryna grab a big person and they grab you back I'd pass away 😂😂😂
2026-09-22 23:35:48
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lj_kl060892 :
Me trying to get some of that free candy from the mysterious white van but it be speeding off every damn time
2026-09-22 22:52:22
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Jowharah Sanders :
Nah. You grab me and I don’t move. Maybe jiggle. But MOVE??? You have better luck fighting the bear.
2026-09-22 21:46:43
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