Sun tzu didn't live in a society that made dragons the only practical option of transportation
2026-09-22 19:29:23
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miezkera :
you ain't got a dragon you got a dehydrated stegosaurus
2026-09-30 16:11:30
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Ethan :
Did sun tzu pay over $3.75 per pound of dragon food
2026-09-22 21:31:30
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Octosnake :
I didnt mind feeding my dragon before the emperor went and burned the farmlands.
2026-09-22 18:03:35
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naxalis :
Sun tzu says “park the dragon on the wrong side of the pump to deceive your enemies”
2026-09-22 22:42:47
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MarktheKng :
Sun Tzu's never experienced $16k/semester tuition and a two hour ride to get home and back I think I'm allowed to complain about my dragon's appetite
2026-09-22 20:33:46
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Lil black sheep :
😭 sun tzu knows what side his dragons 🐉 mouth is
2026-09-22 20:17:06
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Joereos :
Sun Tzu didn't spend $52 to fill a 11 gallon 4 cylinder 😭
2026-09-22 17:05:12
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Theemfknmanager :
I could not longer afford my full size american dragon so I had to switch to my smaller cuter Japanese dragon
2026-09-22 16:53:12
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system31 :
I have an electric dragon
2026-09-22 19:22:58
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Colin :
I have a small German dragon. Unfortunately it only likes the most expensive food available.
2026-09-22 17:37:48
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user44059580151 :
My 2005 Sprinter that takes 26 gallons of diesel is no dragon. It's like a beluga whale
2026-09-22 21:23:14
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omgx.ut :
Avg on my GX. I’ve seen it hit 7mpg before 😂
2026-09-22 23:37:05
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Zaeryth :
of course I had to pick a fast dragon that only eats his special high calorie food that costs more :/
2026-09-22 18:42:08
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Emmanuel Ortega :
I dont ride a dragon, I ride an overweight mouse at best
2026-09-22 21:46:01
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TrueMonarchDel :
he who rides a pig should not mistake it for a dragon- sun tzu
2026-09-23 20:14:59
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d a v i d :
I can when the people who don’t ride the dragons everyday raise the price of their food man
2026-09-22 15:22:04
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Immortal_Snail :
im so bothered that you didnt park on the correct side [Laugh approved]
2026-09-22 18:37:25
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Weird Girl(?) Things :
My dragon was felled in battle by a green warrior (rear ended by teenager) and I got a new dragon and it doesn’t use its food efficiently as my old dragon 😭
2026-09-22 21:35:51
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Chase18 :
I bet Sun Tzu at least parked on the correct side of the dragon feeder
2026-09-22 23:59:45
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Jessica Taylor :
He who does not know which side his gas tank is on cannot seriously call themselves a "car guy" 😂😂
2026-09-23 03:43:50
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𓍯 :
he who rides a dragon is going to spit fire upon the merchant who sells fruit for $5 each
2026-09-22 20:01:43
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Cellina Sinclair :
me as i pay for premium for a premium car 😅
2026-09-22 11:38:00
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yuh :
i have a small american dragon that still costs $45 to fill up
2026-09-22 18:32:47
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elijahjackson12 :
why tf younon the wrong side
2026-09-22 11:40:29
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