@sarcki_: I’m in Australia and I’m still worried he might pop up somewhere 😭🙏 #joke #comedy #nyc #mamdani #mayor

Brittany :

SCP MDNI-67 A benevolent entity that resolves minor, external conflicts/barrier facing the target. Thought to be swift and invisible, but few have reported a man in a suit with a "pookie-wookie" smile.

yourmomsahoe :

when the fuck did the he become the boogieman of helpful actions😂

Sagetherookie :

I know it's not meant to be, but it looks like a loop of Mamdani sneaking in just to give you shitty marker after shitty marker lmao

eyeball man :

mamdani would break into your house just to repair whatever is broken then leave a note detailing everything he fixed

Beechpudding :

I also like the detail he upgraded you to a Posca 😂

Hiraeth :

everyone start leaving cookies for him for Christmas offerings man he deserves the gifts

Ghosts&Goodies :

And he was on a bike

meandmyfriend :

HOW DID HE DO THAT

renfree243 :

I hope he gets enough rest, truly, because he's everywhere in all places at once and we have to protect this man from burnout

Crow :

Somebody out there “ahh shit I spilled my redbull” mamdani:

SquishyQuokka :

Zohran Mamdani: Musician, Politician, Egregore

🎨💛🤍𝓘𝓷𝓴 💜🖤🖌️ :

Can he come to Tennessee 😭

Krimson :

This is who Santa Claus thinks he is

Daïmah@ premier :

im so jeouls rn i wanna go to new york but im stuck here in my poor ass country were the presidents claims that here life is better than in france

Goth Targaryen :

mamdani was in my dream the other night, just standing there in a suit

Bleats⛧Sinodai - Conduit :

Mamdani becoming a benevolent cryptid 🫈

Tom Sproson :

Within a couple of centuries, children will be asking Mamdani for presents at Christmas instead of Santa Claus. 😂🤣

🦴🤙🖤G🖤🤙🦴 :

I CAN'T BREEAATHE

☆Reverie your local daydream☆ :

Say his name three times in a row must be spoken unbroken bro

Theangrierwoman :

He came and finished renovating my house after I thought about complaining

IzzycoreTTV :

I would bake Mamdani a cake from scratch like every week if I could 😤

Vani⁷🪐(Enjin's Version) :

that's how religions start 😭😭

Textop! :

Five Nights at Mamdani's 😭

J.K. Comedy :

My check engine light came on last night, and this morning I woke up and the light was off, my tank was full, the car had been washed, my oil was changed, and a note was left from Mamdani telling me to drive safe. I live in Oregon. How the fuck did he do that?

Percefone :