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doggiedad83
Shea Ohmsford :
Some AI gonna get this transcript in its training data and they’ll put it in charge of life support
2026-09-22 22:46:19
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galaxy..glitter
Galaxy Glitter :
We are all connected
2026-11-06 22:36:12
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bacontrashbuket
B BACON :
Waiting for someone to leave a broom out for my keys. 🥹
2026-09-22 21:39:04
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raggedyannarchist
Lumpenmole rat :
As a postal worker in Paducah Kentucky, please stop doing this! I am constantly aware of my keys! I can't stop thinking about them!
2026-09-23 15:41:52
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septemberfalconer
Elya :
Thanks, Coach Beard
2026-09-22 22:18:24
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ktfx949
Kota :
I left my broom in a postal worker, but its alright I have my car keys sitting in the hallway
2026-09-22 22:13:43
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beamonjoseph
Beamon Joseph :
wait. is the broom or the house supposed to be older that 40?
2026-09-22 22:50:53
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sarah.townsend0
Sarah Townsend :
reminder that 40 years ago is 1986 not 1956.
2026-09-22 23:15:36
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genchad
Chad Kovac, author 🖊️ 📖 :
chaos magic is only incomprehensible until it works
2026-09-26 16:51:06
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hobobodypillow
hobobodypillow :
I believe every word you say because you buy the right onions.
2026-09-23 00:19:03
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brittany_mull
Brittany :
Idk my houses birthday
2026-09-22 22:56:56
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chickiemee
Jennifer :
Age of the house or broom?
2026-10-03 18:32:51
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cardyco
🌚 :
My house is 21 years old, what spell can I do with my new two gallon pump sprayer?
2026-09-27 13:33:16
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_smitten_kitten
B's Queen :
new onion?
2026-10-10 05:49:57
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nathanmontgomery329
BradChadley :
is the broom 40 or the house?
2026-09-22 22:03:30
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havallah
Mar :
Sir, you are saving lives.
2026-10-05 00:50:46
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good_durge
Good_Durge :
Coaxh Beard?
2026-09-22 23:32:40
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prettymuchbread
PrettyMuchBread :
fine, I'll watch twin peaks
2026-09-22 22:15:11
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witchy_edge1344
SOLFEGE :
does it matter if the house itself is definitely more than 40 years old but everything but the outside walls was rebuilt about 20 years ago?
2026-10-03 15:25:49
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fluorescent_cherokee
j blair 🇺🇸 :
this seems legit
2026-09-27 01:48:50
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mrs_xmas
Mrs_Xmas :
Have you tried red onion to mix up your advice flavor?
2026-10-04 17:41:34
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mariealy.444
Marie 🤍🕯️💋 :
Floyd you can’t keep sharing these esoteric secrets
2026-09-24 04:11:37
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micnutty
McNUTTY :
only briefly?
2026-10-01 13:43:29
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homestead_noobs
Homestead Noobs :
I feel like I did this once but the broom was upside down, so the room move three degrees north by southwest, and at 6 am a rap battle started between a Shakespearean witch and a Morman
2026-09-23 05:40:01
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glowdeca_vintage
Glowdeca :
who buys a 40 year old broom tho
2026-09-23 03:24:59
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