I love when customers tell me they are friends with the owner. My bosses are hilarious since they have a sarcastic type of humor. Someone told me this and i called the owner just for him to say, "I don't know that person, call the police I believe i have a stalker" in the most monotone voice. I was dying, and the person ran off.
2026-09-23 14:58:22
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OzvenomDnD2 :
'Close, you're in the same alphabet' is iconic
2026-09-23 14:59:25
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Jon Kidd :
It when not whenever
2026-09-23 16:30:05
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Em Jay :
I do my best to be a good customer, and then I see these skits and im like damn...I'm the BEST customer 😂😭
2026-09-23 16:28:47
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Stephi :
Funny thing is, a few years back I tried running a little online store and would do some market events. I made soaps, wax melts and earrings. Last event I did, someone was PISSED I charge $6 for a bar of soap and $25 for a full size set of dice earrings, $15 for miniature dice earrings. They started SCREAMING they “knew the owner” and that they “ALWAYS get the soaps for $2 and earrings of either size for $5 in their store!” I was like “so…what’s the owners name then?” “Idk Sarah or something stupid like that..” “oh, you mean STEPHANIE?! Because that’s me. And I DO NOT have a store front and I DONT KNOW YOU! So now if you want any of my products, it’ll be $25 per soap of any kind, $40 per wax melts and $80 per earring set. Simply because I must charge extra for your awful attitude. Pay up or leave my booth immediately.” Her husband dragged her off and threw a $50 on my table because I, and I quote “had to put up with her shitty self.” I hope he finally got away from her!
2026-09-23 16:40:18
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Netrogo Gartain :
i DREAM of the day someone tries claiming they know the owner of the company i work for to try and get special treatment. The former owner is my wife and the current owner is me.
2026-09-23 16:20:27
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Anti :
My favourite is when a guest said “I know your general manager! He would do anything for me.” So we called him and asked and he said “I don’t know anyone with that name…”
2026-09-25 19:16:45
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chérie :
Don’t worry Melissa, we’ve all been there with the nog 😭
2026-09-23 15:48:22
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Marula :
Same alphabet was A line 💯💯 also, why do people act like this?
2026-09-23 16:01:01
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Kay :
The “heh? 😧” 💀💀💀💀
2026-09-23 18:50:03
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Cheray Brown :
Missed opportunity to say “It’s Brittany B!tch”
2026-09-23 19:22:42
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Sally Sugaria :
🥰🥰🥰 oh I'm first 🥇 but also I love that video and I wanna punch her
2026-09-23 14:57:06
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2ndtolastcookie :
I'm sorry, but the way Melissa whispered "over here" reminded me of that song *whispering*Hey! You there! I see you over there, I want you to come here
2026-09-23 23:56:09
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Stacy :
Oh girl the way you put so much pronunciation on T’s in words!
2026-09-24 12:57:18
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transmanari :
2026-09-23 15:28:10
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Lazza :
“Close, you’re in the same alphabet”😭😭💀🤣🤣
2026-09-23 21:21:18
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Selena Kipling :
I was reading comments and siri activated. Confused, I turned it off and ran the video back to catch up on what I missed while reading comments. The moment Brittany goes “hey siri call dad” it literally activated my Siri again help😭🤣
2026-09-23 16:43:02
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Victoria Maria :
Not my Siri going off.😭it doesn’t want to answer me, I see it has favorites😒
2026-09-23 22:25:54
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Nat :
"You're close! You're in the same alphabet!" oh my god
2026-09-23 22:18:06
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ValeriesVisions :
Hey siri, FaceTime Dad
2026-09-24 02:16:28
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Static Diamond :
This had my computer trying to call my dad….
2026-09-23 19:18:04
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tiyrique :
I love this for her 🤣🤣
2026-09-23 19:11:16
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Laura :
Ur close, ur in the same alphabet 💀🤣🤣
2026-09-24 04:37:58
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Skittles_07 :
She doesn’t remember her cause she was glug glugging on that egg nog. 🤣
2026-09-25 07:21:16
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Kelley Burnette Bell :
😳😳😳
2026-09-23 23:10:01
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