The Onion
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Wednesday 23 September 2026 17:00:00 GMT
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🌹Jenna Campbell🥀 :
This just in: giant rutabaga recalled for listeria contamination
2026-09-23 17:49:42
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im_o1ives :
What about when the rutabaga runs out?
2026-09-23 17:05:01
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Hanna :
fun fact, they debated making it a peach, but were worried that people would just move in
2026-09-23 17:57:52
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Nat20Dicery :
Wait, I was promised a piece of chicken, a tortilla and one other thing. 😡
2026-09-23 19:54:01
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BrendynTV :
"dragged out into the street and taxed." my god. to be a fly on the wall of the writer's room
2026-09-23 18:13:22
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VireDoll :
worst time to be from europe
2026-09-23 17:07:36
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TeddyTok 🇨🇦 :
WHY NOT AN ONION?
2026-09-23 19:36:48
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Fear_The_D33r :
this is just the omelet from neopets
2026-09-23 21:06:36
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shakezilla :
it also doubles as a home after you hollow it out. it makes so much sense!
2026-09-23 19:29:36
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.. :
Rutabaga has been recalled
2026-09-23 18:31:40
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alexusdee :
This is what they sound like unfortunately
2026-09-23 19:14:32
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Jasmine :
So grateful. 🫶🏻 does it taste like a radish? I don’t know my fruits.
2026-09-23 17:06:13
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☭⃠ Diamondback Gorilla ☭⃠ :
Somehow, some way, somebody is going to think this is serious.
2026-09-23 22:58:46
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Endaglow :
Rutabaga Queen 😄
2026-09-23 17:38:53
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.•*SamAntha*•. :
I kind of love rutabagas… gonna have to apply for rutabaga stamps now.
2026-09-23 17:42:02
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ry :
going into poverty to get this ✌️
2026-09-23 17:04:06
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Kat :
Oh, like the giant omelette.
2026-09-23 22:26:07
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Megan Gilbert :
Are the rutabagas organic?
2026-09-23 22:25:17
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Matt :
Stop giving them ideas
2026-09-23 17:21:26
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nooklom :
Radish slander!
2026-09-23 18:06:45
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Dan 🪶🇨🇦 :
Something you see on the Inter-dimensional cable
2026-09-23 18:53:27
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ar. :
Why not an onion
2026-09-23 17:54:58
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Mike_Effing_Jones :
that's a turnip
2026-09-23 19:53:43
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Jase :
"hefty 100 billion dollar price tag" killed me 🤣🤣
2026-09-23 18:26:37
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Hobo :
Where is this huge radish located
2026-09-23 17:07:32
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