@emarexrealty: BREAKING NEWS: Abuja Property Consultant arrested arrested for taking her clients’ investments too personally. Charges include: • Finding sweet property deals • Taking clients on site inspections • Checking properties before recommending them • Helping clients negotiate better deals • Alerting clients before prices increase • Helping Nigerians secure verifiable properties in Abuja Evidence against her is overwhelming. Too many plots secured. Too many successful allocations. Too many happy clients. Too many “I’m glad I listened to you” messages. 😌 If helping my clients secure good deals was a crime… I’m afraid I’m guilty. 😂 #relatable #realestatejokes #funnyrealestate #guiltyascharged