melaniewitty
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Connie Chambers :
Don’t forget to talk nonstop to each other & expect an answer for every question or comment!
2026-09-23 23:45:41
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Shauna :
Also, cook an entire meal you know they like just for them to decide they don't like it anymore. Stock up on their favorite foods & watch it ruin in the fridge.
2026-09-24 01:03:37
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ItsMeDestiny :
if you never want to eat a meal/drink coffee hot again, I cannot recommend parenting enough. I had to create a diversion in the living room so my husband could eat a honey bun in the laundry room. And if you love arguing with a smaller, sassier version of yourself then parenting is what you're looking for.
2026-09-24 00:24:39
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Clarissa.ann :
My daughter is 4 and is obsessed with babies. She wants me to play with her but then narrates EVERYTHING and tells me what I have to say 🙄 😂
2026-09-24 13:08:18
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paige anthony :
an make sure ya throw some Legos on the floor
2026-09-24 17:22:49
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Kat 💓 :
I just want one bc I’ve lost 3 and I feel I’ll never know what it feels like to experience the real thing.
2026-09-24 03:15:28
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The Littlest Bakery :
You needed to add finding a whining toddler on youtube somewhere turning the volume up to max and listening to it FOR HOURS on a loop while only having about 4 decent hours of sleep. Add that in.
2026-09-24 22:00:20
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Jae Aye :
Repeating 😭
2026-09-25 03:00:49
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Dee Drook Hill :
Don’t forget to throw all of your spoons and forks away as well lol
2026-09-24 01:37:22
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Ian Coombe :
If you can’t agree then don’t.
2026-09-24 00:07:05
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Heatherokay :
Sit at the doc office for 30 minutes once a month. And dentist. Along with all this lol
2026-09-24 19:05:30
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Melinda Laverdure :
also just take some chips and crackers and just crumble them everywhere... couch cushions, kitchen drawers, every corner, even over your shoe rack. just crumbs everywhere, to the point sweeping and vacuuming cant control.
2026-09-24 01:28:12
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Christian Day Martin :
Say their name before EVERY question. And don’t even take a second before the next question gets asked. For hours. It’s so fun I’m telling you
2026-09-24 01:10:45
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Hailey :
Girl I already do that and I don’t have kids my mans a child
2026-09-24 10:51:02
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Dustin :
Quit putting shoes up.That’s ridiculous.Were putting them back on.
2026-09-24 00:24:44
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kaylan 🤎 :
Cracking up 🤣🤣 I have a 4&3 yo (14m apart) and I feel this in my soul
2026-09-23 23:43:44
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Floridagurl :
Asking what the next meal will be before the previous one is over. Every. Single. Day. 👏👏👏
2026-09-24 01:17:46
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brains22600 :
Yeeeeeeeessssss!
2026-09-24 18:58:54
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allison :
also have them wake you up multiple times through out the year either puking or peeing on you. and buy stock in kids toothbrushes. where do they go? WHO KNOWS. also just take all the food in your house and throw it on the floor 5 times a day.
2026-09-24 00:50:45
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Andrea Simpson :
Also, go out in public and say the most weird random things that make absolutely no sense; like stop licking that pinecone. If the weird looks you get don’t faze you, go for it!! 🤣
2026-09-24 15:47:10
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patricialondon7 :
Have your spouse buy their favorite snack. Eat ALL of it and leave the trash anywhere and everywhere! DO NOT LEAVE A BITE
2026-09-24 21:22:20
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Trish Toc :
Don’t forget the screaming and crying for no reason.lol😂
2026-09-24 18:19:15
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Gabrielle RCL :
I love your videos always making me laugh😂❤️
2026-09-24 16:22:41
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CC™️ :
Also take turns stealing the food off of each others plate and then leave said food sitting in random areas with one micro bite taken out of it 😭🤣
2026-09-24 16:50:29
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Taylor Gulotta :
Oh and after you clean the whole house take every single thing out of the cabinets and put it on the floor
2026-09-24 17:32:07
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