🪻ᝯׁ֒ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅᝯׁ֒ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅ🪻 :
lemme explain all! 1-she said March 1st, but he thought she said to March FIRST as in he has to March and see will tell him. 2-she said call me an ambulance (for help) but instead of calling for help, he called her an ambulance (as in her name.) 3- he got fired, so he couldn't work there anymore. 4- the woman was asking if the train would start on time, but he thought what the train was going or working on, so he said electricity. 5- she thought he was gonna marry her, but instead took her to mine. 6-he said the man was blind, the blind man said "I see" the doctor thought he meant how he now see. 7-uhh this one is lowkey a pun😭 8-he was hyping himself up, but the patient was talking to him/her. 9- the woman said if there is avocados get six, the man thought he was referring to the milk and not the avocados, so he got six cartons of milk. 10- idak yk 11- the woman was asking what's upstairs in the house, but te man thought she was greeting the stairs. 12- the woman was asking for his order, but he thought she wanted his food. 13- the man thought she said "addition" so he asked for subtraction too. 14- he asked for shampoo and thought the woman was asking to speak up, so he said it louder. 15- the police was asking for papers probably cuz the man was speeding, so he said Scissors which beats paper so the police let him go. 16- he "the old man" was making a joke, but the doctor thought he was talking about death. that's all lemme know if I made errors!
2026-09-25 21:10:33