@phre3.0: Two purchases can have the exact same price tag and end up looking completely different a few years later. Spend $1,599 on a new phone and its value generally begins dropping as newer models arrive, while everyday use can leave it scratched, cracked or eventually sitting forgotten in a drawer. Spend the same amount on livestock and, under the right circumstances, that original purchase can potentially produce calves and grow into something worth more over time. Of course, the comparison is mostly internet humor rather than a complete investment strategy. Raising cattle comes with feed, land, veterinary care and plenty of other expenses, while a smartphone provides immediate everyday utility. Still, it's a funny reminder that spending money on something that produces additional value is very different from buying something designed to be replaced every few years. #Money #Investing #SmartSpending

imlovein2021 :

You know how much it costs to maintain a cow?

Shads :

can i watch tiktok on a cow

EYUEL :

how did it have kids if its alone

Art :

food shelter water time?

paan :

mitosis

Angela :

Xavi🍉🍉 :

cow taste better then phone

IsaacN :

He means meiosis …

Feligalo :

Yall are forgetting they can just inseminate the cow without using a bull so 2 cows arent necessary

Daniel Marchant :

What about the $1599 it takes a year to feed and care for that cow

Hasaney :

first wheres the other cow second 2 years your phone isnt just gonna break if you use it carefully 3rd 2 years isnt enough for 2 cows to breed and to be born 4th you need food for the cow 5th a cow can just die with out vitamins 6th you need a whole pent yard for the cow, so the total is around $4,800, dont belive anything you see on the internet

kyle :

I hate to tell you but thats about 15-20thousand in cows

🇧🇷 𝕾𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖟𝖓 ⬋⬋⬋✈️ :

Then cow dies

♥︎ѕтєρнαηιє♥︎ :

1tb ain’t that cheap

p44n :

You need a land to maintain those cows bro 😭😭

roque :

buying $1,599 worth of hens would prolly make you more money by selling cage free eggs

Sensitive young lady_btsdisban :

How am I gonna watch total drama on a cow

The Original Starwalker :

Investing is when cows

✯ :

I have cows on my grandma’s farm

zerosugardietsoda :

why not just buy a cheaper phone so the cow costs less?

Teach⚛︎ :

Well you’d need a bull to breed it +3,000CAD and for a proper environment for the cattle you’d need approx 2 acres +60,000 or 200,000CAD so getting the phone is a steal compared to the cattle

5️⃣3️⃣9️⃣. 𝔣𝔦𝔩𝔪𝔰 :

Um actually the 18 won’t crack as it isn’t glass but the cow obviously cracked

Snowball :

I’d never eat my cows so I’m sure spoiling them would be more expensive

blundstrober :

then the cows get bitten by snakes