@refashionedhippie: I’M NORMAL #nails #funny #satire #forthoseofyounewtotheinternetthisisajoke

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lydiaravens
Lee Pace's Wifey 🥰 :
Ok I'm a woman, i have naturally longer nails but not that long, and I have the same question lol cause I have scratched myself multiple times, and again, my nails are shorter than yours lol
2026-09-25 23:22:48
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neinonine
Nein O Nine :
Artificial nails show a much higher likelihood of harboring pathogens (nearly 90%) which is why healthcare/hospitals restrict them. Doesn't matter how well one wipes, it's more bacteria in general
2026-09-25 13:16:47
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christoph.ellinger
Chris Ellinger :
I WAS NOT PREPARED! 😂😂😂
2026-09-25 16:08:23
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tigerstorms
TigerStorms :
What blows me away is that they always ask this question but the answer is one Internet search away. There are so many videos about people showing others how they do it. [Tears of joy]
2026-09-25 20:33:45
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paradoxbox4
ParadoxBox4 :
This is why I have bidets in both bathrooms.
2026-09-25 17:43:26
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sand60lotr
SandLOTR🇨🇦🧡 :
I would think bidets would be helpful if you have long nails (and even if you don’t) 😁
2026-09-25 16:04:17
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xperiana
Xperiana :
i started with shorter ones and they grow out and the tech only files them a little and you slowly get used to longer and longer nails. the hardest part is to go from long nails to short in an hour, because suddenly you dont function at all!
2026-09-25 21:36:12
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rhi_rae
Rhi :
it's called a BIDET 😭
2026-09-25 16:50:41
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maybemywish
maybemywish :
omg the way I cackled 🤣🤣
2026-09-25 17:35:53
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intrusivenoise
IntrusiveNoise :
Just get an ancient Roman sponge stick thing
2026-09-25 14:08:35
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carla_sulochana
Carla :
the real issue when having long nails is avoiding scratching your eye out when removing contact lenses...so I always have the nails on my right hand's thumb and index finger as press on instead..so I can remove them before bedtime
2026-09-25 12:36:35
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jennydobbertien
meningealswelling :
My husband had to investigate why I was laughing
2026-09-25 12:36:32
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endarfin7
Endarfin🇳🇱 :
you use the nail like a spoon and then you flick it 🤣
2026-09-25 13:00:05
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belikethedog
BeLikeTheDog🌈 :
I just asked my niece this question yesterday and hers are longer than yours!!! 😂😂😂 She was insulted! I mean, I’ve never had long nails; it’s a valid question.
2026-09-25 13:55:46
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astateitsd
asta :
I can figure out the wiping but I'm always impressed how people with long nails type on a phone 😅
2026-09-25 12:43:50
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labyrinthbabe2
LabyrinthBabe2 🏰 :
Truthfully,you start with short then gradually go longer so you adjust your situations to each length until you find the right length for you. This includes contacts, bum wiping, typing, housework/cleaning …
2026-09-25 15:51:29
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autumn.fae_84
🍁🍄‍🟫AutumnFae🍄‍🟫🍁 :
Long nails look amazing. On everyone else. I’m jelly of those who have the patience and fortitude for them. They look so cool. I have a ✨thing✨ about nails and I know I can never have cute long nails. But please everyone who does their nails, never stop I love the art!
2026-09-25 12:37:02
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mesotardigrade1564
Ash_meso :
My favorite response to this is to look them dead in the eyes and in the most monotone voice i can manage say “80 grit sandpaper, how do you?” 😂
2026-09-25 14:25:08
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unknownyogi2
Megan Leigh :
well I mean I don't wipe using my nails now.... not sure I'd start with long nails... unless its something thats required in order to have long nails...
2026-09-25 15:27:58
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haileystinywoodshop
HaileysTinyWoodShop🇦🇺 :
youve waited too long if you need to scratch the poop off...
2026-09-25 12:38:05
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manolo7907
manolo :
laughs in gel x
2026-09-26 02:25:54
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jakthemirror
JaktheMirror :
I've only had questions about guitar players. I assume we'd only use it on our playing hand and not on the frets?
2026-09-25 12:39:12
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brianna.coaxam
Brianna Coaxam :
Who tf is wiping their ass with their nails?! I don't change anything about how I wipe on the rare occasions I put nails on... WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING?!
2026-09-25 13:18:06
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seancoppens4
sean Coppens :
ROFLMAO 🤣
2026-09-25 15:42:05
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blankybuba
blankybuba :
I got long nails once. I couldn’t button or zipper or do anything crafty. I ripped them off after about 36 hours.
2026-09-25 14:55:25
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