@willhitchiins: Finance bro sells the positive return of investment for child rearing over pet ownership #fact #men #women #funfacts #dating

Rae Miles :

Not to mention, there’s no guarantee your kids will take care of you when you’re old. They should never be your retirement plan.

Kyomie :

jokes on him, I'm not allowed to have pets or kids in the apartment I live in.

Helios :

Putting aside the fact that you should never get a dog or have a child if you only think of them as an asset or liability, has this guy never heard of dogs that save their owners? I’d call that an asset.

🖤Traci🖤 :

my dog doesn't need a car or college

Amoryl_the_wanderer :

the kids of parents who had kids only as a retirement plan in their later years are the kids who go no contact with said parents. so...how's that "investment" working for ya?

spinningintotheether :

You know, I think I will stick to having my dog and my cats

woozlewerds :

I have several returns on investment and a bunch of grand-returns on investment. I love all of them.

High Priestess of Vengeance :

My dogs are my security system and my dopamine providers. They “earn their keep” and then some.

✨ HRH ✨ :

I gasped

PaleBlueMomma :

I have never been this early. Must be fate, Ser Will!

F. A. E. M. D. :

the fact that this is the basis of why most people have procreated in the history of humanity... this is why animals deserve so much more respect than humans 😂

*whom :

He looks like a character from American Psycho and what he says totally belongs there.

pinkjadeangel :

Grizz :

It's too late, I can't give them back now. 8 more years of this shit.

Barnesy :

That man's a liability 😕

AKLadyAthena :

What the actual fuck? Does go ahead and say you care nothing about animal companions *and* children

PinkLady :

How creepy these dudes are getting. Talk about main character syndrome. They're the main character of their future children's lives. Skin crawling.

Comfort Haven Design :

Really cause daycare is about $2000 a month for a child so I don’t know what he’s smoking. I do not spend that much on a dog