@toripiskin: Thank god for daddies credit card or else I wouldn’t be able to pay for all my medical bills #standup #comedian #justjokes

The King 🦁 :

There was a college bar called library in my college town. Lotta book fees that quarter

moe c’est moi :

My friend’s dad revoked his card privileges after seeing a GoDaddy purchase

Zainab Siddiqi :

Someone I know convinced their parents that “Madison Avenue Pub” was short for Madison Avenue Public Library

bella ✧˖° ˚ :

I successfully convinced my dad that “Ulta” was just short for my utilities company in college lol

Daniela :

Lmao I had a friend whose dad would let her use his credit card and she bought something at a store called i vape and she was like “it’s ivapé, a shoe store” 😭😭

thecasualscroll1 :

Girl…. I told my immigrant father that Maloney’s was a book store 🙇🏻‍♀️

Nearrich :

Yes daddy health insurance is expensive 😩😩😩

The_Awkward_Kat :

This is actually genius

Nostalgia :

Yeah this is hard to do when your parents can just search it up…

Nini Shiolashvili :

I used to tell my mom that I was going to a hotel while on vacation, I would go camping and use the difference for activities

tallypolo :

We have a liquor store called university supplies 😋

freckledstars :

yall getting away with library and bookstores my dad stopped putting money in my card bc the actual bookstore was showing up too much

Daniel Mazz :

Is this true

N :

UR HYSTERICAL 😭😭😭😭

GodSavetheBag :

That’s pretty amazing

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toripiskin :

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chikinnuggetbb :

Women in stem

rosiethecorgi2 :

@Anthropologie

morgan :

HAHAHA my dad thinks @Natural Life is a grocery store

Jade Lucinda💋 :

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hbz.com :

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El Cohen :

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