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sebber 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 :

searched “teenage jobs [my city] temp” and it came up with assistant neurosurgeon in a hospital 3 cities over

Carlton Morris enjoyer :

"join the army" "join the army" "join the army"

claudius :

i actually got a job from indeed one time

. :

Getting ghosted by minimum wage night-shift custodian job openings💔💔

Carmeister03 :

*whole website that does nothing 💔

Deacon. :

Just DoorDash, Army, navy, and a hardware store that pays $7.25.

Freddie :

“Mechanic jobs near me” ah yes here’s a care home job in Scotland that will pay £8.50 an hour

Tem :

There's literally no way of getting a job nowadays without connections. Friend of mine searched for a temporary summer job for months just to give up and work at his dad's place. Not even McDonald's is hiring

User :

“Button that sells your data and gives you 8 spam scam calls a day”

Greenguy629 :

“We’ll get back to you in about a week”

tfoames :

"join the army" "brain surgeon" "Mongolian throat singer 4 cities away" "join the army" "Chinese video game translater" "join the army"

King Terry the Terrible :

ive gotten ghosted by so many fucking bare bone jobs and by restaurants that are literally on the verge of bankruptcy due to lack of employees

hell_sings :

people liked this and dont even know who 'apeson is

mrow :

“willing to relocate?” and it’s for a fucking chipotle is topeka kansas

Goddamnit :

If I see that "Go to company website" button, I click off the application

ins♡mniac :

at this point i might apply

user09725606923 :

“16+ teen jobs” “entry level” than it’s like a open heart surgeon

Aeddan :

Use LinkedIn

vinn :

“Button that sells your data and gives you 8 spam scam calls a day”

Quan :

"15/h, 5 years of relevant experience (required)"🫩

zack :

"the manager will call you back tmrw"

☣️₴₩₳₲₳₮ⱤØ₦☣️ :

How indeed feels after giving you a choice between being an Astro physicist 4 cities over or a dollar general cashier that pays $7.50 an hour

flawed-optimist-4evr :

krayvenx :

guy I got one. I start Tuesday. it took a year.

Izzyleng :

“Join the army” “frog sperm analyst” “join the army” “cashier for a millennial burger place 35 miles away (10 years of experience needed” “join the army”