@thebeardedplantaholic: One bad day and suddenly I’m questioning my job, my relationships, my entire existence and researching remote cottages in Scotland. Calm down, Bear Grylls. You’ve missed lunch. 😂 We’re very good at turning temporary feelings into permanent conclusions. Sometimes you DO need to change something. But sometimes you’re tired. Sometimes you’re angry. Sometimes it’s Wednesday and everybody can get in the fucking bin. So before you dismantle your entire life… eat something. Sleep. Go outside. See if everyone’s still a prick tomorrow. Not every feeling is an instruction. Sometimes you just need a fucking sandwich. One love, tiny phone people. 🥪❤️
I wish I could grow a beard to hang my mic on it 😂 love it !
2026-10-02 15:26:10
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marita. :
not me reading The Forbdden Rules of Mind in one sitting
2026-09-25 20:44:58
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Emmywwoowoo :
Are you putting all these thoughts in a book? I'd buy it 📖💐
2026-09-25 18:22:32
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Gemma :
I have never once thought of moving to Scotland when I’m having a shit day……. Because I live in Scotland so when I have a shit day I’m looking at the Caribbean and opening a bar on the beach that sells cocktails in those coconut shells.
2026-09-25 19:50:48
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Jen📚📖 :
Just ate a burrito and it turns out I am indeed not the worst mother on the planet. Weird.
2026-09-25 18:43:55
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David88 :
I always think HALT
Hungry
Angry
Lonely
Tired.
those things are perception changers. don't make decisions while in those perception changers. Just saying
2026-09-26 00:54:28
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Ascencio :
" not every feeling is an instruction " epic
2026-09-26 01:16:37
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Tangent :
Why didn't I think of moving to Scotland and opening a book shop? With a cafe on the front? Genius!
2026-10-03 14:01:06
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Bex🍄 :
Took me to the end of the video trying to work out what was in your beard! 🎤 😆
2026-10-02 07:03:08
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Mandi Addams :
have no idea what you said i was distracted by whatever that ball thing is in your beard..
2026-09-27 10:55:35
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Itmatters :
loving the beard utilisation 😂
2026-09-25 18:39:33
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InsaneSapphireStar :
Bad day = go back to bed and restart it another day.
2026-10-02 12:31:22
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AngelGrace 📝😘 :
Not you being incredibly accurate 🥰
2026-10-02 01:08:08
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LilOleMe :
You’re the UKs version of a gardener Jack Sparrow and I am absolutely following [Tears of joy][Red heart]
2026-10-02 14:16:45
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SOD94 :
99%of my problems solved with a sandwich 🥪 🤣🤣
2026-09-25 19:31:46
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Ian 🏴 :
absolutely frigging brilliant
2026-09-25 19:58:08
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ellen-b82 x :
you sir are a breath of fresh air. think your fab.
2026-09-25 19:48:32
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danni87 :
the David Attenborough of feelings 🤣
2026-09-26 12:54:09
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Lemon_Emma88 :
The mic in your beard is top notch my friend
2026-09-25 20:56:11
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Laura McKigen :
currently in my bed, in Scotland eating a quaver sandwich while trying to decide if I'll cut in a fringe when I have my shower later.. signed divorce papers Friday, same day as a bird shat on my head while waiting for a train to the airport.. its been long weekend but let's see what tomorrow brings i guess 🫶🏻
2026-09-28 09:05:18
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div3430 :
What if you already live in Scotland? Where do u go
2026-09-25 20:19:53
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Violet :
Well that 60 seconds just saved me six months of therapy bills 😂🤷♂️
2026-09-26 10:57:57
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donnasanderson582 :
I’ve been looking at houses on the Scottish isles with no neighbours in about 8 square miles 🤣😂
2026-09-26 07:06:57
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Darknight101g :
lol I gess I am eating a sandwitch
2026-09-25 18:54:28
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