@honestlybrad: Cape Cod is the only place where arriving somehow means you still have an hour left. #newengland #southerner #humor #observation #capecod
Burn and raised out here but I lived in Texas... this is why New Englanders measure distance in time, not miles. 😂 I'm pretty sure the answer is portals, faery gates, and wormholes, but I can't prove it.
2026-09-25 23:48:31
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Mariah 🌸📚🐈⬛ :
The bridge is actually just the wardrobe to Narnia 😂😂😂
2026-09-25 20:23:55
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MikeVanceGuy :
It’s roughly 80 miles from woods hole to the tip of p-town. About and hour and half drive or 3 hours.
2026-09-25 21:22:55
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hotmessholly89 :
You were on Cape Cod before you crossed the bridge, geologically speaking. I live near the bridge so I can get off the cape in a reasonable amount of time. But ales me over an hour to get to Provincetown.
2026-09-26 00:45:28
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Asia Ann :
I hate when I have to drive home when I’m off cape its feels so far.. I live in Dennis
2026-09-26 11:03:37
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non_metabruh :
But we accept you because you say “on the Cape” 🤣
2026-09-26 23:40:15
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Pedro love :
wait until you have a job in Truro or p town
2026-09-25 20:26:37
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waterbaby :
until you've passed 30 mini golf courses and 5 shopping malls you're not even close😂😂
2026-09-26 00:16:09
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Noelle Elizabeth :
This is the most accurate description of the cape 😂
2026-09-25 21:44:50
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beachgirlnessa :
Wait til ur driving south and road says ur driving north… if you know you know 😂😂😂
2026-09-26 04:58:42
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Karen LeBlanc :
it's magic... you're entering a magical realm. ride along with our
2026-09-25 22:12:20
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Cape_cod_boy4life :
Because Cape Cod is magic. It’s like no place in the world. And the minute you cross over the bridges,you are on the Cape. But the cape is a big arm. It’s not what it looks like on the maps. Or GPS lol
2026-09-26 00:16:26
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Rachel :
Ive lived here all my life…..Its because our sandbar is trap.
2026-09-25 21:42:04
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Capeliving17 :
Whoever told you that you weren’t on the Cape after you crossed the bridge was lying.
2026-09-25 21:50:19
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chivachica :
At least you went after Labor Day. That would have taken you 4 hours just to get over the bridge let alone the hours being parked on the Mid Cape.
2026-09-25 21:37:17
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1701-Z :
It's the curvature, boss
2026-09-25 20:26:05
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Eva :
You obviously don’t know about the tunnel
2026-10-16 17:39:31
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Jessica Marie :
“Call me when you get to the bridge” that’s how we get timing 😂
2026-09-29 02:43:38
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Shawna✨️ :
😂
2026-09-27 21:41:48
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Hathaway89 :
p town is like 2hrs away from the cape
2026-10-27 15:45:15
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Sarah Pen :
The cape’s got its own sense of time it’s not worth your sanity to question it.
2026-09-30 12:02:41
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Kim :
At least you aren’t working on the Cape in the summer. It feels even longer 🤣
2026-10-20 09:21:53
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Mandy's dyi & stuff :
the cape is big.lived here my whole life,still haven't gone to p-town
2026-09-26 21:55:37
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