@carisahendrix: What they don’t know can’t hurt them, I suppose? #lucydarling #chicago

Rachel McArthur :

These are mine that I have used

HayleyB88 :

I prefer crotch goblins 🤣

💙🩷Becky💙💙 :

Pet sperm is one of my favorites 🤣

Allen Coley :

Or fermented eggs

Denise :

mine are participation awards

seantheviking🪓 :

Please come to Maine

Penny4Them 💜 :

😂👏 My favourite term for kids is "no thankyou"

Mary :

My youngest saved me as “9 month hotel” in her phone. I’ve referred to mine as crotch goblins.

Kris Grisanti Adams :

I remind my son he was the strongest swimmer when he is lazy. 🤣 and then I ask him what happened? 🤣🤣

sgc_editzz :

Not in front of them lol!

nunyabizznez42 :

My Strongest swimmers is one I’ve used on my kids. lol

Tika Marie Endicott :

I call it balance lol

socalpoolchick❌️ :

I am so bummed my kid was in-vitro! We just call them Petri(dish)[Tears of joy][Snicker]

Angerona34 :

I call my 3 "my spawn" but fuck trophy is hilariously appropriate

Stine 🌻🇩🇰 :

I call mine my homemade roommate 🥰

A Dirty Blonde🏳️‍🌈 :

That’s hysterical! 😭

Breezys22 :

Mine will forever be a crotch goblin🤣 and he knows it, doesn’t like it, but accepts it

MJRNonny75 :

AHHH, Seattle is sold out already?!?!

Penny4Them 💜 :

'Push Prize' is one I've heard before 😆

🔵Sapphire_Eva 🤎🫶🏼☀️ :

I started reported the fake accounts and now you are back on my FYP! Yay! Now if only TikTok would actually get rid of the fake pages!

MōhgoMcGee :

Mine is more like a participation ribbon!🙈🤣 (Nah, I love my pre-teen sassy daughter, even with all her attitude)

Eddie Warwick :

theyre more of "participation" trophies if u think bout it

Mandy Jo Storm :

i thought "pet sperm" was creative 😂

KTBugg :

mine are crotch goblins. 😂

Papi__Ken__71❌ :