@owengailllc: Today we answered the age old question

dilly :

this is the parking lot where my divorced parents used to trade me back and forth

elsa :

I saw u there!!

Charlie kirky😰 :

i have a sock like that

Scout :

I would think I was hallucinating if I saw this in public

jackson :

this is a walmart activity not a whole foods activity

Paige :

i’m actually crying this is hysterical

Noah S. :

Doin that Dua Lipa shake

8BitBrandon :

The belt lol. The absurdity of it just being there, doing nothing lol

kayandelvie :

Gives new meaning to boot scooting boogie

IndigoMeadows :

what in tarnation

𝒑𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒂 :

Why is this so BRIGHT 😭😭

mariana :

of course this is portland

J.338LP :

Diana|Mom UGC Creator :

Why is this at my Whole Foods 🤣

jeffrey_corn :

Game worn me greedy jersey

ginaa_024 :

roblox pants

Amanda :

Now add roller skates

fast_racer_of_all_time :

why does he keep getting on tall things even though he just lays down in the end

realguitarheroo :

cant wait for 2,000 layers of starch

Zoe | Travel writer :

doing this at the Bridgeport whole foods is especially funny

satoukie :

hey Shirtzendpants is a real cowboy back in Portlan? starched up to the 1000th dagree

Moritz :

How I wake up every morning

thekidrosco :

I wonder what the cowboy actually sounds like

David :

People and their hobbies never cease to amaze me

Yanis :

my eyes bro