@jxstarrz: saw someone suggest a Pantalone vampire AU!!! NOT A THEORY, AN AU!!!! bcuz of his line here and omg . cant stop thinking about it ☆ #PANTALONE #GenshinImpact #edit #fatuiharbingers #feofan 7.1 archon quest spoilers

آمنہ :

especially w the implication that he’s from a town full of cannibals!!! love this au

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Feofan hannibal AU 🤤

Nick :

I feel like he meant that the food is cheap

* ੈ✩‧₊˚*𝓐𝔃𝓻𝓪𝓮𝓵*˚₊‧*✩ੈ * :

I’ve been headcanoning him as a cannibal for so long now I’m ngl

Miko_dragen :

I bet he took a smoke because it's Banned in the Restaurant lol ( amazing edit btw)

novafoxydash :

i actually think it's due to the fact he got poisond once and it was probrably a public establishment, and due to th fact dottore not around he can't trust food not to be poisoned

୭ ᵎᵎ 🧁𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢♡ :

It took me all the way to this AQ to notice that his coat has literal bat wings

Mel :

I feel like he’s gonna be a vampire so bad I mean even his design has bat wings

bladie-`ღ´- || flop editor :

HOYO MAKE HIM PLAYABLE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

LuminaRose :

He’s also got bat (+dragon(?)) motifs on his outfit and his bank is literally in a dark underground fortress. Vampire Pantalone truther 🥳

Mejibray hag :

“Vampire” *uses zombie audio*

Kayden ♠️ | 🦓 :

Dottore was FEEEEEEDING him ✨✨✨

Selkie 🪼🐚 :

considering dottore is his doctor and we seen in the artifect set ir something that dottore disproves of or sees the health issues with cannibalism i cannot take this idea seriously 😭 his town, maybeee but i cant see dottore allowing this in the same way of pantalones smoking (notttt panttore centred..)

⛪️ the Church of Dottore ⛪️ :

I think it's more that he's not been eating properly since he has habits of not eating properly when stressed

mae ⪩ ⪨ ꠹ :

nobody reading the caption is pissing me off

꒰ 𝒴𝒶𝓇𝒶 ͡꒱ ᩧ𓈒 :

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Rain :

This is how he becames playable gang, he finds a way to achieves peak health and immortality… for unknown reasons 👀

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So smooth

𝑨𝒍𝒚𝒂𝒏シ :

Vesna mentioned

mana 🐏 :

HOLY PEAK

𓈒 ⊹୨🧁୧ 𝓚𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓪 🧪₊˚ :

I hope he actually is a vampire/cannibal these theories are so peak

starseas :

yeah but he wouldn't suck the blood he'd use an iv 😭😭😭

Lumi :

I thought you were gonna edit him to join us for a bite and I got so excited💔💔

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