No no you don't understand!! All this can be explained with a lil bit of context, freewill, hairspray and presliced oranges...
2026-09-26 16:18:05
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it's a badly written fantasy book and that's all it is
2026-09-27 00:22:07
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Jerry💥👁️ :
in the beginning man created god
2026-09-26 18:47:02
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Platinum61k :
the Bible has gotta be the longest running social experiment of all time
2026-09-27 05:17:34
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Gordo.Idv :
how christians think life on earth started
2026-09-26 20:08:32
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debonairpierre :
A lot of people become atheist or agnostic because they actually read the bible.
2026-09-27 09:26:48
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Fig&Riot :
1. humans were not created in the first 7 days. 2. man was created, then eve. 3. understand which version you are reading, and how it was originally written (with how the culture it was written in mind as well)
2026-10-03 11:11:31
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Account not found :
thats not fair, you used logic
2026-09-26 21:20:49
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🐻 :
no dont question their dada like dat🥺
2026-09-26 17:45:33
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ravinmunde :
the people who created bible forgot to add dinasours cuz they don't know they exist before them
2026-09-27 08:07:46
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alessio :
christians will deadass look at you and tell you that everything in the old testament doesn't count like the script got better afterwards or sum
2026-09-26 16:09:24
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Evelyn’t :
Mysterious ways and such
2026-09-26 14:58:26
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Jason 🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️🌈 :
I got expelled from Sunday school at 7 years old for questioning this. Apparently Satan had seduced me. It turned the whole family into non-Christians.
2026-09-26 22:44:26
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Uga uga buga :
ye but oranges come pre sliced
2026-09-26 16:08:35
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JeYJEeYY :
And how did their God made the other planets? Just wondering, because I never heard of how their God did it. 🤔
2026-10-03 11:21:06
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Owen Burris :
It’s almost like…… humans came up with ts🤯🤯🤯🤯
2026-10-03 08:52:50
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dbz456 :
it's fiction 😂
2026-09-26 21:38:36
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andreeic :
Yeah but have u seen refilling oranges?
2026-09-26 16:30:03
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☭🌹🌍 K 🇺🇳🇵🇸🇺🇸 :
this is why Islam is the answer ☪️❤️
2026-09-29 14:32:46
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cabbage juice :
No context + metaphor + works in mysterious ways + strawman + slices are precut + refilling my hairspray + have faith + timezones
2026-09-26 17:35:33
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ppraye🧟⚛️ :
yo its obviously a metaphor👀🙄
2026-09-26 14:58:36
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.𖥔 ݁ ˖🎠ˡⁱˣ🎠.𖥔 ݁ ˖ :
so the men survived without oxygen.... noted.
2026-09-26 18:03:08
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okaaaja5 :
something bout metaphorical and context or sum
2026-09-26 15:20:08
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Pae🖤 :
Well he refilled my hairspray so
2026-09-26 20:45:57
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