@raythehomebodymom: What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? Make it good, I need a laugh today. ❤️ #datingstorytime #fyp

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volunteer081
volunteer081 :
This woman in a bar had the prettiest amber eyes. It was after a hockey game my buddy tells her “you got dog eyes “ I almost choked on my beer
2026-10-06 17:22:05
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1username2145
🦇☠️Troi☠️🦇 :
you have the most perfect nose. 👀🤣
2026-10-05 15:42:59
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sassy4254
Sassy :
HEY THERE LITTLE LADY. CAN I BUY U A DRINK? AND I'M FROM TEXAS!
2026-10-04 18:04:33
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todistar13
Todi Harvey :
I was recently asked if he could touch my tattoos.... what no.
2026-09-26 17:04:55
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josephjennings751
josephjennings751 :
excuse me ma'am but may I ask you a question? How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hello my name is and I would like to buy you a drink.
2026-09-26 23:30:59
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nuka.cola70
Nuka Cola :
"hey does your Mom still have my Vape?"🤣
2026-09-26 19:35:48
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toeknee144
Toeknee :
Hey babe i lost my voice and you’re the cure.
2026-10-05 23:41:16
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travismccormackt
Travis :
"let me smell you" I was rolling at a rave and saw a group talking , had it in my head they were talking about how good she smelt. I was wrong. I cringe thinking about it.
2026-09-26 20:15:20
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big.joe5850
Big Joe :
I asked a girl if she was fertile. She said that was none of my business. I said it was, because if she was, I would be buying her breakfast. Turns out she was fertile. Now our kids are in college or working.
2026-09-26 18:50:28
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rickcampos699
Rick Campos :
Excuse me? Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see
2026-09-26 19:22:02
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autumnbucherrrr
Autumnbucher :
Him; What's your name Me: Autumn Him: can I be winter 😂😂😂
2026-09-26 18:17:32
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rev11jonahastheonlysign
Robert Christerson :
prophet here ..1981-1984..unfortunately for them its actually true 🙄🙄🙄🙄😂
2026-09-30 09:43:33
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dan_the_man2026
Dano :
Did it hurt?.... When you fell from heaven?
2026-09-27 19:07:13
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mups53
Mike Mueller371 :
Honey your the prettiest thing I ever seen North of the Mason Dixon line
2026-09-28 00:06:07
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homerunrocks24
🐵 Brian :
I'm not good at many things but all of them are super important to you.
2026-09-26 21:03:54
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johnbodden8
John Bodden :
I used to work at a midsize faith base university. One day I heard a male student tell a female student hey I just noticed my Bible is missing the book of numbers. Can I have yours?
2026-09-26 20:56:08
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sleptboomer86
SleptBoomer :
You should have been born a horse, then you would have four of those was cute but the absolute worst was: hey baby, you want to join the competition?
2026-09-26 21:44:28
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shreddedu2
jojo :
I've fallen
2026-09-26 22:13:21
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john222393
John2223 :
some crazy lady said "baby I am clean" WTF
2026-09-27 04:17:15
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sweet.cheeks199
Sweet Cheeks :
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
2026-09-28 03:41:38
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rst6767
R.S.Thomas ❌️ :
fuck me if im wrong but dont I know you from somewhere
2026-10-02 22:35:26
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nathancheslek4
❌ Nathan ❌ :
my buddy used to come up to chick's and just say " hey, wanna take a bath?" and it worked a few times.
2026-09-26 20:06:58
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darrellharris77
darrellharris77 :
if i told you, that you have a great body...would you hold it against me 👌
2026-09-27 19:32:17
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johnraptor17
user5259311020078 :
I will do anything you want right now if you leave your girlfriend right now I’m here and willing the last one used on me by a female that use to be my neighbors lol it didn’t work I’m married to my girlfriend
2026-09-28 23:27:22
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michaelsnell0
Nemesis Erebusson :
"Nice shoes. Want to f***?" It was a thing. 🤷
2026-09-27 06:49:49
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