@nicklebag: They should just sit down then🤷‍♀️

mountainman528 :

Your urine stream is actually better when you sit. You empty your bladder better. Fun Fact.

yourroyalmomness :

I was never so glad when my ex husband moved out as when I realized I had wiped the walls by the toilet down for the last time.

random woman on internet :

we hurry up and push it out fast so we don’t end up sitting on the toilet for an hour since we still have to make dinner and watch the kids

Nicoletta :

I always request that my husband sit to pee cause he gets it all over the floor and I hate it😂😂

ivy :

adding that I lived with 3 men and they basically never cleaned the bathroom and yes, there were YELLOW STAINS DOWN THE FRONT OF IT 🤢

Boudro Love :

checkmatewon :

I legit have heard some women p3e like they are spilling buckets of p33. like how do you even do that, I'm not shaming them I'm so amazed and curious 😳

~Nèva~ :

my husband can pee a damned river I swear, I keep fussing at him about holding it for so long lol

Lmm :

No ik exactly what you mean & I wonder why other women pee like that. Mine doesn’t sound like that unless I lean forward & push hard.

MILXXX :

cane straight to the comments lol

itsamemario :

my husband would ask why it's so loud.

Mongo :

stalkinglion :

exactly

gorgeousborges439 🍉🏴 :

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Puppet ❤️ :

agreed

Eh07310731 :

also yesterday I peed as fast as possible and came back to EVERY sprinkle out of the bottle. all of them. I am racing chaos.

Shreder23 :

I always think of frying bacon lol

Erica MK :

hahahaa!

SmittybJenn :

Let’s go!!!!

🇺🇸❌Beth_H_1971❌🇺🇸 :

Petra Pandora :

that fuxin part!!

Liberty Jay :

….and floor

Alyssa Marie :

If I sit in it ONE MORE TIME!!!

Angel Dust :

🤣 As a man I think that is the perfect response. I don't understand why guys don't just sit to pee. It's hygienic, not effeminate, cause alot of us genuinely cant aim our stream.

ivy :

and down the front of the toilet