@corporateinmate_: Corporate inmate ick story: My hamstrings were sore from the gym. I mentioned it in conversation with an inmate on my team. They offered to massage my hamstrings during lunch #corporate #corporatelife #ick #inmate #corporatetiktok
Had a co worker who even if you never engaged with them thought it was hilarious to give people rude nicknames. Second day he decided it was my turn , i have a rather large nose , I’m aware of it , doesn’t bother me but he decided it was something he could use in my nickname. I waited til we were alone and told him , I don’t know him well enough or like him well enough for him to ever comment on my appearance and he should never do that again or else there will be consequences. He moved his desk to the other side of the room and never spoke to me again , his naming people stopped.
2026-09-27 14:45:52
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evilflyingmango :
Whenever people say boil the ocean
2026-09-26 22:13:31
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Moni :
Had a manager tell me he was going to over throw his boss and take over the dept and ask me if I wanted in on it. Thought the guy was joking... he was not and when I didn't help I became a problem. I left and he succeeded [Innocent]
2026-09-30 11:12:45
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kaittttt22 :
My coworker tried to put me on a PIP
2026-09-27 00:43:46
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Sarah 🆘🇺🇸 :
This woman I used to work with would incessantly scrape the bottom of whatever dish/container to get every last bit of sauce, food, etc. it would last forever. Outside my office.
2026-09-26 21:01:29
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Humor Mike :
Someone said “Well, it’s almost Friday” at noon on Monday. Haven’t seen him since.
2026-09-26 20:43:46
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Syd :
Had a meltdown bc I asked her not to call me pregnant I had to move my desk bc she became so hostile
2026-09-26 23:39:34
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user7422965871600 :
omg corporate inmate is such a perfect description
2026-09-27 04:12:05
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Cat. Yes, really. Just Cat. :
Played Hoobastank’s “The Reason” on repeat for three days.
2026-09-26 22:02:36
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Squeakus72705 :
I heard the cook at our juvenile detention center tell a staff member that when she has to use the bathroom during the night, she just pees on a towel that she lays on top of her covers.
2026-09-27 00:51:01
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gailbeckley :
My former manager used to tell me how and what to write in emails. Meanwhile, I am the one that does all the proofreading and editing for the department.
2026-09-28 20:42:28
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Em Treas :
People who work in office 1-2 days a week cheer “it’s Friday!!” to those of us that are in office every day. Please spare me.
2026-09-28 01:42:37
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mack.predict :
When manager told me “you don’t need to know that” after classifying information that others aid about me not giving me the actual name of the points of contact.
2026-09-26 19:05:04
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seattleswag11 :
Picking their face during a teams meeting
2026-09-26 19:44:52
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user6817461214187 :
No disrespect—I don’t blame him 😂 I’d casually met this cute higher-up in the elevator, then a week later ran into her in the kitchen while warming up my food. As I headed to the men’s room and she headed to the ladies’ room, she yelled, “Have fun in there!” 😂 I definitely never saw that coming 🤣
2026-09-26 19:27:40
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Steph :
he would endlessly talk about “cronuts” (the croissant donut) to the point I can’t even go near a croissant or a donut anymore
2026-09-26 20:43:52
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jngerzdf1qn :
Every. Single. Happy Friday wears me down with no recovery in sight 🙄🙄🙄
2026-09-27 23:54:10
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Ignormal :
the entry level guy told me that he told our manager that i stress him out a year ago and that he just wanted me to know that. we don’t have any overlap in our duties and all interactions were initiated by him.
2026-09-26 20:30:20
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Wishdog1 :
Referred to a client as Ja quay Lynn (in private) even though her name was Jacqueline. She still thinks it’s funny.
2026-09-26 22:37:24
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J-Nel :
Department manager BID, tried to hold us hostage with this line at the end of a shift. “No one can leave until they sign up for mandatory overtime.” I lost it. 🤬
2026-09-28 17:38:16
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Mahriah ✨✨✨ :
When I got promoted to another department, a man in my former team asked if he could put his cigarette out on me.
2026-09-27 23:18:18
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user4264257690183 :
Told the boss “do you stay up at night thinking of all these brilliant ideas?”
2026-09-28 20:41:27
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Irene :
I want to make sure: we’re all singing from the same song sheet
2026-09-27 16:16:26
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