and tell the truth about me, I didn't light up any room, I wouldn't give anybody the shirt off my back, and I wouldn't befriend almost anybody. I'm a bitch
2026-09-27 06:08:35
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✨Elyse✨🇨🇦 :
I give my friends full permission to say “on my dead friend” then tell the most diabolical lie ever
2026-09-27 18:17:25
11338
Gilka 🇵🇷 :
You can unalive me at every new job you have 😌
2026-09-27 12:33:02
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BearCatAbyss :
"you don't have to be poor about it" 😂
2026-09-27 05:33:48
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I have thirty letters :
Use me to skip days at work!
2026-09-27 09:59:35
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Kristen :
And every few years come back with “exclusive inside information” keep it going
2026-09-27 11:59:02
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fredless_180 :
For the love of god, don’t waste me.
2026-09-27 06:09:53
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Kathryn Crow :
And if it's unmysterious circumstances, MAKE IT MYSTERIOUS.
I want everyone questioning if I'm really dead or not. ☺️
2026-09-27 14:45:21
6578
Quinn Morgendorffer :
“This is devastating… but I could get us a six-part Netflix series.”💀💰
2026-09-27 06:26:39
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CTigerDream :
I told my friends I want a Stephanie Soo video on me.
2026-09-27 06:16:46
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゚ :
I want my man sobbing on every single news station, I want him to have collabs with YouTubers where he profits, hell he can sell merch
2026-09-27 16:10:04
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Piu <3 :
technoblade did this and it worked
2026-09-29 11:12:07
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Nicoleeolio🪶 :
And hire someone to come to my funeral and stand off in the shadows very mysteriously then leave quickly in a super fancy car when people start to notice them 🤣
2026-09-29 14:01:40
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BlahBlahBlah :
“You don’t need to be poor about” totally TOTALLY using this. New stim.
2026-09-27 07:24:44
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Mrs. Kira Rankin :
My bff sent me this. Thank you. I hopefully won’t be poor anymore. NOT ANY DAY SOON.
2026-09-29 13:49:52
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dapper :
does anyone know this person she's fantastic ?😁
2026-09-29 06:25:25
1
candy24king :
I freaking love your glasses they're so cute
2026-09-29 15:14:20
1
emmadonelsense :
I have found my people! 😂
2026-09-29 14:11:33
1
kel is the best!!! XD :
lol id only be cool with the "she lit up the room" shit if i died in a fire bc chef's kiss
2026-09-27 17:02:17
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Leslie Ahoy :
And ALWAYS swear on my dead body every time you need confirmation on your own lies
2026-09-29 05:47:14
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Misha :
First impression. 10/10
2026-09-27 16:17:28
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Erica A :
When I was battling cancer I told my friends to use me as an excuse for anything just because I’m suffer doesn’t mean you have to girl, secure that day off 💁🏼♀️
2026-09-27 22:45:15
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🌝shay🌚 :
Start a conspiracy that can’t be fully disproved 😝
2026-09-28 01:13:29
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Sparq Haus Beauty :
And hire a gorgeous mysterious person to dress in all black and stand in the distance at my funeral
2026-09-27 14:07:12
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🌈⃤— :
And lie on my grave, especially to men 😌
2026-09-27 20:13:44
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