@bwctiks: HM #KingCharles Ⅲ was moved to tears by my previous post—by the appalling sight of HOW DIRTY that POS #cartoonist did me with that "1980s New Wave" Hawaiian-shirt blouse w/lace lapels tied w/scarlet lingerie string (WTF). A deep, dark, truly undue humiliation that left me bedridden with despair and unable to clear my mind of ruminations re: the toll it had taken on my psyche; the SHAMES it had inflicted on me, my self-esteem, & sense of #selfie. I was so debilitated by the impacts of its ambiguous malevolence & its possibly or ≈ sinister insignificance I was FORCED to go on short-term disability (HR naturally gaslit me on my reasons for it, at first, but when they saw how emotionally unglued I went over the briefest mention of how that "artiste" RUINED MY LIFE, they promptly came around to the opinion I needed some time off to recuperate. (Well, they phrased it a bit differently—they suggested it'd maybe be best to spend some / all of the time "in a hospital so trained professionals could … help … [me]," but I didn't see their logic. Unsure how MDs, RNs, LCSWs, etc. would be of use when The Issue At Hand was my need to find peace figuring out the best (i.e. most vicious) way to retaliate against THAT PERSON who artistically debased / defamed me. Though the BEST resolution to my crisis—not a vicious retaliation, but satisfying nonetheless, ended up being a gift from a benefactor I never imagined would benefact me in a million years. Which brings me back to Good King Chuck. You see #QueenCamilla is a fan of mine/my social media content dumps. She's got an anonymous account she uses primarily to lurk, Like, and Comment undetected, but just between you & me & the entire Internet … she and I spill the tea in our DMs QUITE often. She's fun. Anyway, Camilla was VERY TERRIBLY DISTRAUGHT to see THE OUTFIT my crooked cartoonist drew me in … and even more distraught to hear me tell her how catastrophically it had been affecting me during an exceptionally weepy day in the DMs. She swore to me, guaranteed she would make this all better somehow. She did so by recruiting her husband the sovereign. Filled him in what this shit situation entailed. Went big and bombastic when conveying the raw drama of it all. Vouched for me up & down & all around. And finally asked what could be done with their vast + certain resources to fix my hysterical misery. The answer was simple: commission a BETTER work, equal to the portrait I ORIGINALLY WANTED— inked and painted by none other than the UK Crown's "Royal Cartoonist" herself! The Baroness Nibsworth Lady Guard And Guarantor of The Royal Mirthly Scribbles Service. Oh WHAT LUCK it was to have a do-over of the highest quality to negate my shame from the first one and make me happy again! Like, DELIRIOUSLY happy again! I'm tellin' you I laughed CONTINUOUSLY for maybe an hour or more when the new cartoon portrait with the normal Hawaiian shirt was unveiled! It made me INSTANTLY NOT-INSANE again! LIFE IS GOOD AGAIN! SUDDENLY AND ABRUPTLY! #portrait

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