@megan.davis.babb: My nervous system was relaxed for approximately 3.2 seconds. If you’ve ever had to launch off the couch mid-exhale to prevent a bathroom disaster, welcome. You’re in safe hands. Drop your daily uninterrupted sit-down record below. If anyone says over 4 minutes, you’re legally disqualified from this account. #millennialmom #honestmotherhood #momhumor #relatablemom #toddlerlife