I told my kids that the ice cream truck only plays music when they are out of ice cream. They hated him so much. And he didn't know why.
2026-09-27 17:00:30
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Stacey Leann ❌️ :
Dad had a liquor cabinet and hardly ever drank. My dumb ass brother and his friends would drink and then fill up with water. After daddy passed we were all talking about him and it came up that my bro would top the bottles off. Mom looked him dead in the eyes and told him that they knew and that daddy used to pee in the bottles. lol He didn't BUT my brother thinks he did. I'm never telling him any different. 🤷♀️😕
2026-09-27 19:53:07
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MicheleD-MyLAEmpire :
I told one of my boys that he was allergic to marjuana and drugs! 😂 he’s 27 years old and still believes me 🤣
2026-09-28 03:49:17
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Jo Ann Williams Olson :
Lied to my five year old when she saw a box of Godiva. Told her it was decorative soap.
2026-09-27 18:53:55
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IIllustrated Lady❌💙🤓 :
@IIllustrated Lady❌💙🤓: When my oldest neice was 11, her dad was going deer hunting, and she asked him what he was hunting with. He told her, with a straight face, that it was stick season and that was how you had to hunt. You had to find one and bash it to d3ath. Fast forward, she’s 18 or so. She’s got a boyfriend and he’s going deer hunting. She asked him if it was stick season. Bewildered, he asked her what she meant. She said, "You know, stick season, when you hunt deer and bash the deer with a stick." I will never stop telling this story!
2026-09-27 17:45:33
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jojo.v.16 :
When our little sister was 9 I told her she was adopted. My older sister backed me up. She’s 38 now and until this day we still mess w her. Last year she couldn’t take no more and told dad. Dad called me and cussed my old azz out! It turned out she’s actually not his biological kid and knowing that he still gave her his name! So I called my mom and told her my dad cussed me out because of the consequence of her infidelities…she cussed me out too! 😂
2026-09-27 19:35:12
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Bill Carter :
My son got up got ready for school. Shower, ate breakfast, grab his backpack. Went to the bus stop. I lost it lmao. It was Saturday evening 7pm. Never stopped him.
2026-09-27 17:57:25
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santycandelario1 :
I made my daughter believe that I had magic powers and find out she didn’t eat her school cafeteria lunch and I knew she bought junk food at the lady stand . She was freaking out on how I knew what exactly she bought . The lady from the stand will call me every day 🤣🤣🤣 my daughter was 6 🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-02 01:35:02
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DeeDee :
I told my girls when the ice cream truck played music it meant they were out of ice cream. We were broke. Don’t judge me 😂
2026-09-27 19:37:37
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📀 ~ Maegen ~ 📀 :
My MIL mother told her and her sister that babies came from pumpkin patches. They thought their mother went to the pumpkin patch and hand picked them. They believed it until they grew up and had children of their own. My MIL was born in 1932 and passed away last year at the age of 91. I miss her and her stories so much 🥰😭
2026-09-28 12:12:36
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darwinmichel878 :
My dad told my brother raisins.Come from the fly strips that hang from the ceiling. To this day, he will not eat raisins.He claims he's allergic😂.
2026-09-27 17:07:03
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CK❌ :
I told my daughter when she was 6 that I tested her for every alcohol/drug and she was allergic to them all. I told her her body would blister 3rd degree. She's 14 now. 😂
2026-09-28 23:55:00
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chicken :
Told my daughter I had eyes in the back of my head. She asked to comb my hair when she was 5 and was parting my hair looking for them. She said "Momma you don't have eyes!" I told her they were closed. She looked at me side-eyed for a couple of years.
2026-09-27 22:52:34
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chasingyourshadow :
Hilarious
2026-10-01 21:56:24
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clearance queen :
I told my kids if they lie , they'll get a black dot on their toung. when my son gotolder he said he looked in the mirror and it wasn't their . so I told him black dots are like vampires, you can't see them in the mirror
2026-09-27 18:35:07
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Terri :
Love it!!!!😂😂😂😂
2026-10-01 18:20:03
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Binkie :
to funny
2026-10-02 03:16:20
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Merldapearl :
Great mom
2026-10-02 12:40:38
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JulzeeB :
My oldest sons father never wanted to be a part of his life. So growing up he would ask who his father was. I told him Jose Cuervo. So when he was 18 and trying to look for his father, he came to me frustrated because all he could find was tequila. He told me you can't do that to your kids. Well I did. I had to finally giive his name up.
2026-09-27 19:49:13
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Jorlei :
when my niece was a teenager I told her our family can't smoke pot cuz it gives us explosive diarrhea and she will instantly sh*t her pants at the party.
2026-09-27 23:59:52
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Bev444💙 :
My kids would raid the cookie jar and eat dozens of 🍪 cookies at night while I was sleeping literally every time I made cookies. So I put a Chuckie doll in the pantry hugging the cookie jar🤣
2026-09-27 21:46:46
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Calvin :
Great strategy mom 😊
2026-09-27 17:58:58
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Herrera Henna :
Damn I just ate my kids ice cream and blamed it on hubby. Y'all out here making me feel like mother of the year.
2026-09-27 16:39:09
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user1417706467038 :
When my four were little, I used to tell them that there’s always a lying monster under their bed and when they lie, it comes out at night when they’re sleeping and takes their tongue .😆
2026-09-27 16:51:36
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KimmyJo :
my daughter took my extra car out of the driveway while I was at work with no drivers license. Of course she was somewhere she wasn’t supposed to be so I had a friend bring me to the car and I stole it. So when I came home and there was no car in the driveway, I told her I had to call the police that it was stolen right from our house. And she had to tell me that I know it wasn’t. I kept that card from her until she told me the truth. She’s 41 years old and she still doesn’t know. I’m the one who stole her car.
2026-09-27 17:39:21
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