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𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷🥀𝓥𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 :

people saying hand picked flowers are worse than store bought ones DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MORE THE HANDPICKED ONES WILL BE APPRECIATED!

jbvvvvbbb :

I dont understand why their so mad about the flowers, if anything its even more thoughtful and sweet that he hand picked then rather than a store bought bouquet

anna's archive :

i think slide 3 was looking for the words proximity crush😭😭😭

Jade Styles :

The flower one gets me…I live 70kms from the nearest florist/town so if anyone ever gets me flowers they either have to preorganise a delivery to my work on a day I’m working or go in and pick them up. Not everyone has accessibility

shinefromtheskies :

The flowers post is why men don’t try. They try and do things like that and still get shit on. I think it’s an adorable motion of love.

angeee :

wow, i'm early for the tea

𝒄𝒂𝒊𝒕 ♥︎ :

LOL #6 I’m dead

Kara ✨ Fragrant Reflections :

“Thanks Alfonso” sent me 😂

Laura :

Being single ain’t so bad 😅

John Hernandez :

that first one is crazy

michigandanielle :

Slide 17. Here I am thinking 3 weeks is too long 😂 Started talking to husband on Wednesday night. First date Friday at lunch. Married 15 years.

cashkaez :

i think if math would be taught with gossip, i’d be studying it

Emmmmmmma :

Crocheting flowers is such a cool skill, but also, how freaking awesome would it be to receive them as a gift? Love that 👏❤️

LE🌻 :

Slide 3 😭

William :

Woah, woah! Hold up! We legitimately want that skincare routine!

quietly autistic :

regarding the situationship one: it was only 1 month because when i realized he didnt want anything serious i stopped replying. so i wasn’t a loser

Adrián Díaz :

after reading all this, ending my 2 yr situationship doesn’t feel that bad (i was the loser 😭)

LaylaSmithThomas :

Sage :

Love that forecast, girl

sarahbeldridge :

Stockholm syndrome took me out 😩

SeriousSam_93 :

Doing the splits while you bang is WILD. Are they like launching themselves and landing in a split?

zuri :

😂😂😂