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Derek :

damn, I'm on a crazy slump, I've only had 1 since my senior year in highschool, we celebted 25 years in July

manuelangelcast9 :

“Probably get chirped pretty hard in my squad”

Miguel Ángel :

world's average in a lifetime is seven

KennyG :

3 was once alot before the internet a lifetime average was only 5 or 10

NeuroticNate :

The shoulder thing is real

h4shslingingsl4sher99 :

been celibate for 3 years n idc

Saretan🥓🇺🇸 :

This year? I can do decade, but not year.

JC :

My last three years has been 0.

Santo Soju :

What if you just wanna be loved 😢

T.A.G :

Technically me being single I must have a kill count more than a trillion

notprestonjones :

lmao

James Hudson :

True dat

Lubbergoober :

Lolllll

shortformedit.99 :

A White House/Nike collab is crazy work

jamelboy26 :

not on my squad

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Dumisani Dlamini :

😂

Quantum Mechanic :

What if you're 70 ?

iAmCoOp25 :

What was the official diagnosis? Got a bit of the same thing goin on over here

recov22 :

“Taken down” 🤣😂

Ryan :

Quality over quantity guys. Remember that.

Trav :

Someone’s gotta see the horn, might as well be me

spamymcspam69 :

ah fuck. in my head im thinking "dudes bragging about 3 in a month". goddammit im a ho

hungarian_mist#nullsec :

ohh sexual history??

Douglas St John :

only my ex booty call once In the last 8 years.