@thebluntwitch1: I wanted to teach witchcraft. Somehow I ended up explaining fire safety AND why rose quartz doesn’t need to meet your cervix. Put everything down. We need to talk.🌿🔥👻🖤 #witches #beginnerwitchtips #witch #witchesoftiktok #witchcraft

SmylieMom :

I need all the Tshirts, but I will start with. “It means your shit is on fire Ashley!”

Nina :

Practical Magic came out and all the wanna be “witches” became experienced witches the next day! It’s just sad!

🦇Sylent1🦇 :

WHO THE HELL IS LICKN ROCKS!!!!???🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🧐 oh my hell- not all water safe

thatcoll.boy :

Who dropped me off in Witcomedy? 🤣

Sherrysweetpie#2 :

common sense is apparently not popular these days 🤦

Ohiochik :

Good LORD! What is wrong with people?

GypsydeeMiller :

but if I lick it it's mine🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baa Baa Black Belt :

Those who say laughter is the best medicine have never had a back injury. But good lord I needed this. Thank you!

Melissa Graham :

hey now I know better but the fact you used my name made me giggle

Jane Doe :

Pissed off raccoon… i had a raccoon. Her name was Montgomery. Its was a love and hate relationship. I loved her. Hand raised her. She loved my purple lace panties. She would empty my dresser drawers or washer searching for them. Those were her gold lmao

d3brajOliv3 ❌ :

😂😂😂, I can not believe people do this 😂😂😂, no wait I can

Katina :

I say let them FA then they'll FO but I'm also from the generation of if you fall down you pick yourself up rub a little dirt on it and keep going

FloridaWitch 🏳️‍⚧️🍉🧿🖤 :

Wait. People are doing WHAT with their crystals?!?!

Diana❌Echevarria :

Lololol random places…🙈🙉🙊 wtf are people thinking?

Mostly Healthy Cooking :

hilarious, and well said!

Kriss :

😂😂😂😂

Kay O'Pry-Reynolds :

I laughed like I was possessed when you said stop licking rocks.. it cracks me up every time...And for all things magical quot trying to summon the fire department with every damn cord cutting. You do not need and inch of herbs, half a cup of oil, and 2 feet of string... they give me nightmares...

GypsydeeMiller :

cast iron pots with lids are not just for aesthetic🤣🤣🤣🤣

FoxyRoxy817 :

smappy03 :

I love this! Thank you!!

🌛✨jellytoes✨🌜 :

o boy...im glad you're here. I'm glad you're able to keep your humor through this. I'm really gobsmacked at the inability to discern and well, just googling this stuff for safety before even getting to spellworks. mundane before magic. know the real world properties before even looking up how to use it magically. these folks know just enough to be dangerous.

BalkanFortress :

You are such a good comedian. I truly enjoy the funny commentary. 😂😂😂

Sam With The Plants🧚🏼‍♀️🦁 :

Omg 😭😝🤣🤣🤣

Jenn Steuber :

OMG I love you. Thank you for saying it!!!

brendasblessings :

Superb information. Love your humor.