@michblakexo: MEN… before you decide you want a British girlfriend, there are 3 things you should probably know. 🇬🇧😂 3 slightly GROSS facts about dating British girls… We will absolutely wear your clothes. That hoodie you thought was yours? Not anymore. And somehow it’ll smell like my perfume for the next six months. 😂 Personal space gets a bit questionable once we’re comfortable. 😅 Cold feet under your legs, stealing your side of the bed, using you as a pillow… apparently romance becomes considerably less glamorous once we actually like you. We can go from looking VERY put together to complete goblin mode remarkably quickly. Dress, heels, hair done for dinner… then an hour later I’m home, makeup off, hair tied up and raiding the kitchen for snacks. ❤️ Honestly, I think that’s when you know you’ve unlocked the real girlfriend version. 😂 MEN: which one are you putting up with… 1, 2 or 3? 👀 . . . #BritishGirl #BritishWomen #DatingOver30 #DatingHumor #BritishHumor

user1826457188411 :

Never see that when I go to greggs

Thomas Adamietz :

Dear Michelle, there's nothing gross about it. That's completely normal for me; I'd be surprised if it weren't. I'm happy to do this for you. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

DnGSouthWales :

When I first started dating my now wife, I would go upstsirs to the toilet to break wind, she thought I had a bladder problem, it all started getting real when one night she let out this massive fart😁😁😁

Trevor Harris :

Well I’m 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿so that’s fine with me

dazzer2001 :

Has it got something to do with Greggs ??, if so I’m leaving

Jonboi :

I’ll put up with them all for the right person.

sarah (LLB. Hons) :

currently sat wearing his greys 😂

Vasilis Makkas :

Actually that's the best part of having a girlfriend or wife. You get the real person, not the set-up.....and every guy likes that, like that we like you without makeup 💄

the machine :

there is nothing bad there how do I get it

flippy5795 :

British girls love it

sam2671 :

only 3 of the 99 problems

Text :

I think you missed loads more 😳🤣

Rickyjj :

Never had one in 9 years

paddyman15! :

completely perfect ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Diamond engineering :

That’s a nice dress u have on looks good on u

tiktok134j :

thats more than 3

Caroline :

Perfect lady 😍

vicky :

Nope all good tell the man real woman at home the showing woman is going out best of both worlds 🥰

Jeffzzz56 :

TheNightofTheMan :

The wedge shoes would look better without the top strap 😁

Σ Miguel Teixeira da BÃNIA :

uhm...if it's just this 3...where do i sign...

gan :

all true from British guy..but all lovable

Rob 🇦🇺 :

all 3

Willie Kelly :

love it all

Canadaisburning :

It’s exactly what I want in my life