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possumrave :
My husband had to get a balltrasound because the urologist was attempting to diagnose his infertility issue. The ultrasound tech was Russian and hearing her say "testicles" was absolutely hilarious to me but my husband was not amused. We somehow ended up conceiving naturally a few months later and I told him it was the power of communism and the might of Mother Russia. He did not find it funny 😅
2026-09-28 22:13:20
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Caleb :
we're ultrasound technologists, not nurses, but thank you
2026-09-29 01:11:22
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djm :
i showed this to my ER nurse wife this and she said "that was an ultrasound technician, not a nurse" 😂
2026-09-28 22:05:07
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had ovary torsion. I did lose my ovary
2026-09-28 23:17:17
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Wyatt Bane :
i genuinely had testicular torsion and waited until I couldnt stand or walk to go in for help you honestly made the right choice
2026-09-28 19:00:20
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juhn :
I had my balls ultrasounded because my gf found a lump and it turns out i have a blood clot only when standing due to gravity putting to much strain on a weak vein in my scrotum but works just fine when laying down lmao
2026-09-29 14:01:20
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drews.not.home :
It’s okay, I honestly don’t mind scanning balls as long as you’re respectful (no gross comments towards/about me please) and clean enough that the entire room doesn’t stink (I’m used to a little bit of stink). As long as you check those boxes we’re good :) Just heads up: It was probably an ultrasound tech who did it nurses aren’t supposed to perform entire ultrasounds lol
2026-09-28 17:27:26
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n!co :
went to er cuz my stomach was hurting hellaaaaa bad and my balls were super sensitive and sore and hurt like a mf. poor girl around my age mid twenties had to take an ultrasound of my balls. turns out it was apendicitis , now i feel guilty she had to do that 💔
2026-09-28 19:22:53
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fern :
one time I thought I had appendicitis and went to the er. turns out I just hadn't pooped for almost 2 months out of fear and forgot it had been that long. I was diagnosed like 2 years later 💀💀💀
2026-10-13 05:08:32
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Yo :
I perform ball ultrasounds in the ER 🫡 thank you brother
2026-09-28 23:30:01
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lysistratawouldgo :
I hope and pray on my knees daily that my 26 yo son can come to terms with his episodes so much that he can make jokes about giving away his vintage Corvette. (We got it back.)
2026-10-12 23:47:16
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Sierra Twing :
i promise this is way easier than 75% of the bs we see! but we appreciate the blast 😌
2026-09-28 20:59:15
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natalee :
If it’s any consolation that’s probably one of the less weird things they’ve dealt with
2026-09-29 01:50:33
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lizzie :
I’m not a nurse, but I work in healthcare. Honestly you get unfazed by the sight of them after a few weeks
2026-09-28 18:12:30
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cindyana jones :
Noooooo. That was probably an ultrasound tech, not a nurse. Baja blast is also a sign of respect for their people though, so you should be good.
2026-09-29 00:46:54
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Ivory Crowe :
went because my balls hurt. got the ultrasound, guy doing the ultrasound was like, "oh, you have a varicocele. I do too. basically the blood vessels in your scrotum are swollen and constricting your shit. wear loose underwear, you'll be fine". doctor comes in later and says, "alright, you have a varicocele. just wear tighter underwear and you'll be fine" and I told him the ultrasound guy said he had it and to wear loose underwear, and the doctor says, "that's why he's the ultrasound nurse".
2026-09-28 20:17:37
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jessandcalico :
To be fair torsions are serious
2026-09-28 18:49:11
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Marina Duffin :
As a nurse, this seems like a normal concern and they probably haven't even thought about it since
2026-09-28 19:06:56
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anna ⛓🔮 :
my partner had to have a ball ultrasound recently bc he had all the symptoms of testicular torsion. had to be rushed to hospital and everything. the diagnosis??? he lifted something so heavy at work that he managed to sprain his balls lol
2026-09-30 03:12:29
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Kelly Hartzell :
I don’t know what’s funnier… “balltrasound” or the search being testiCURLER torstrion 🤦♀️where are my fellow ultrasound techs at??!!
2026-09-29 18:58:01
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NiBom :
I was playing beer pong this last NYE. I was trying to catch a ping pong ball and caught the wrong ball. Didn’t even hit it that hard, but they became very sensitive and swollen, and my lower abdomen was hurting pretty bad even just to stand up. A friend that was over was a nurse and she finally convinced me to go to the ER. I spent the first 3 hours of my new year getting my balls looked out by a poor woman who was probably called from her own party to come look at my balls. Embarrassed is an understatement.
2026-09-29 02:03:23
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Tinamarie :
Wasn’t a nurse we are ultrasound techs
2026-09-29 00:15:22
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taco bella :
genuine question and i’m not trying to be rude, what is schizophrenia like? is it like another voice is in your head or like how does it work? i’m sorry if it comes off insensitive ove always been curious and i wanted to hear the pov from someone who actually has it, not google.
2026-09-28 17:00:07
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Merripen :
honestly slay better safe then sorry with that one
2026-09-28 19:09:45
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Farquaad :
As someone who lost one of the boys to cancer, it’s better safe than sorry
2026-09-29 01:12:47
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