@𝔂𝓾𝓳𝓲𝓷.𝓿𝓮//🍥 @~❀Lҽɳα❀ @🎧𝒱𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓃𝒾𝓀𝒶🪽 @🌶️𝓾𝓵𝓲𝓪 @Gaba_013_ 1. PE starts way too early. 2. The changing rooms are always chaotic. 3. Nobody knows where their stuff is. 4. The floor is somehow always freezing. 5. The floor is also somehow always disgusting. 6. PE teachers possess supernatural hearing. 7. “One more lap” is never actually one more lap. 8. Running laps is painfully boring. 9. The whistle is unnecessarily loud. 10. Getting picked for teams is awkward. 11. Getting picked last feels awkward. 12. Being picked first is somehow also stressful. 13. Nobody agrees on the teams. 14. Someone always argues about the rules. 15. Someone always claims they were fouled. 16. The ball inevitably hits someone in the face. 17. Dodgeball turns into professional warfare. 18. Volleyball somehow becomes a survival challenge. 19. Basketball nets never seem to cooperate. 20. Football/soccer becomes 20% sport and 80% arguing. 21. The equipment is either ancient or mysteriously missing. 22. There are never enough balls. 23. There are always too many cones. 24. Nobody understands what half the cones are for. 25. “Stretching” somehow takes forever. 26. Warm-ups are more exhausting than the actual activity. 27. PE teachers say “this will be easy” before suffering begins. 28. Your shoes suddenly feel completely wrong. 29. Your shoelace always comes undone at the worst moment. 30. Changing back afterward takes forever. 31. You spend half the lesson waiting for your turn. 32. Standing around somehow makes you more tired. 33. The person who takes sports extremely seriously always appears. 34. There is always one person who refuses to pass. 35. There is always one person who thinks they’re a professional athlete. 36. There is always one person who doesn’t know what’s happening. 37. The rules change depending on who the teacher asks. 38. Nobody can agree whether something was in or out. 39. Keeping score becomes a mathematical crisis. 40. The gym echoes every single sound. 41. Someone always forgets their PE kit. 42. Someone always has an excuse for forgetting it. 43. The locker never opens when you need it to. 44. Your water bottle disappears into the void. 45. Your socks somehow become uncomfortable halfway through. 46. Running indoors feels weird. 47. Running outdoors feels worse when it’s cold. 48. Running when it’s hot feels like punishment. 49. Running when it’s raining is just miserable. 50. The weather somehow determines everyone’s mood. 51. PE can turn a perfectly normal day into laundry day. 52. Your hair gets destroyed. 53. Your uniform gets crumpled in your bag. 54. You have to carry sweaty clothes around afterward. 55. The lesson always seems longer than every other lesson. 56. Five minutes in PE can feel like twenty. 57. The clock appears to stop moving. 58. Somehow the bell rings exactly when you’re finally getting comfortable. 59. The teacher always finds a way to add another exercise. 60. “Last activity” is rarely the last activity. 61. You can be exhausted and still be told to run faster. 62. Team captains suddenly become politicians. 63. PE reveals everyone’s competitive side. 64. A casual game somehow becomes a championship final. 65. Nobody remembers the rules until they’re losing. 66. You can do everything correctly and still somehow get hit by the ball. 67. And somehow, after all that, you’re expected to walk normally to the next class. 😭 #school #PE #selfha #funny #suicide - @spermised.present.mic