@relicblonde: Other places can give “Happy Endings” too! #fyp #viral #foryoupage #fypシ゚viral #viralvideo

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cheesecake factory got them too

jjjdub3 :

What if buffet "happy endings" were just them rubbing your belly and calling you a "big boy/girl [Heartwarming]" afterwards?

Juno★ alt :

literally a game on steam

allidoislurk :

because of the implications

boneshark29 :

I find mothman extremely attractive

67charliekirk6767 :

As a former subway employee the you mean we don’t?

Mxchi :

Jersey Mikes has a happy ending if you ask to get it Mikes way

Ether118 :

I remember this one cyanide and happiness bit where this parlor gives out bad endings and its just like, puppies dying or smth

🍉Mel🍉 :

Can confirm a local subway got shut down a few years ago for exactly that reason

Aiden :

Discarded :

Ive never not changed my gloves fym

JokerdaW.I.P :

IHOP?? Denny???

Dakota_Cantwell :

Great I just got kicked out of Pizza Hut

GIN DEISEL :

wait till you hear how amazon drivers be moving on their breaks

CID :

cal :

لدي قنبلة :

they better not be changing gloves ✌️

moongoon :

Mike's way has a new meaning now

Sam Kenton-Kaimana :

Shoutout to the Starbucks secret menu[Snicker]

Jason :

jokes on whoever asked them, they've been handling jalapenos for the past 3 hours

Suave Sal :

I googled if any other places would do that and it said Walmart. If you look at the folks in my Walmart I’d rather put my junk in a wood chipper.

templar_goofy :

it's way worse than that

UncleChowdown :

Is that not Mike's way?

Six Two :

you never ask thats the problem

Chadthethunderhugecock😣👀👅 :

There the best!