@toxxic.masculinity: She stopped the microwave with one second left and walked away. Just left that glowing 1 on the display like a tiny electronic warning to every man who comes after me. I asked if she was going to clear it. She looked me in the eye and said, “Why?” I’m 58 years old. I’ve made some questionable choices with women, but I’ve never knowingly dated someone who leaves an appliance mid-sentence. That’s how you tell the other demons the house is safe. There won’t be a second date. Sorry, not today, Satan. #toxxicmasculinity #meme #funny #genx #fyp

DawnJohnson :

I do that just to piss off my employees

cyndi_gal :

Thanks again for tonight!!

MME :

Are you ok?????

❌Jennie Wood 72❌ :

oh yeah clear the damn timer don't get on my nerves 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 seriously I hope you are doing ok 🙏

Rochelle B :

😂😂😂😂😂 at least I clear it. I hate that freaking ding, ding, ding. Too funny

April H :

I’m convinced that my family and coworkers do this to me on purpose so that I can angrily clear the number and make a speech about it!

Amy :

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Beasts of the East Patriots :

You are so hilarious 😂😂😂😂. That is weird stopping the microwave with 1 second left and leaving it there.

jeanninechristen7 :

Lmao

Kimberly :

I fucking love your clips!!😂

Mac McNeese :

ID BE HAPPY WITH A FIRST DATE!

Debbie Kenney :

Wendy :

Where do you get these red flags from? lol. I have probably done this millions of times. Life as a woman is very busy amd you know..... I'm a recovered people pleaser. I have abandoned myself for those I love, since I was a kid. Now that I have pulled all my love back..... I can focus on that microwave!!!!! [Tears of joy][Tears of joy][Tears of joy][Tears of joy]

Priscilla Vassar :

😂😂😂😂😂 why do people do that for. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lori :

toxx stop giving our secrets away please ! lmao 🤘🤣

Jo Ann :

Hello Handsome

Jilly :

🤣

cyndi_gal :

QUILTY!! .. however I have to listen to annoying Call lights all day long. That’s the last sound. I wanna hear when I’m in my house.

HLynn⛓️‍💥👏❌️ :

No beeping then! [Tears of joy]

karebear :

lol

Andi :

Diabolical

Violent Cruise :

Yep I do that! 🤣🤣

wyldcatmt :

😂

Michele :

That is a major reg flag! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm always going behind my kids and clearing the timer😁

Heather Lutz :

😂😂😂 sometimes I do that just to upset the balance.. lol