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🐮Jmoo🐮 :
If you cringe at jahoobies just keep reading. It gets much much worse.
2026-09-30 16:30:59
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Timesawasting :
When the 12 year old protagonist of "The Institute" had a crush on Norah O'Donnell, I knew Stephen King was out of touch.
2026-10-15 04:23:38
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stupidstray :
I've been reading a lot of his books lately- twelve so far this year- and I swear to God he's used the phrase "Hershey squirts" in every single one of them
2026-10-15 16:59:19
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Karlie Darian :
He used “mammoth mammaries” one time too 😭
2026-10-15 23:34:10
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Bipolarpolarbear :
I started ready Carrie again and the way he describes the girls in the shower after gym “writhing” in the water and splashing each other I was like okay…. 🙄
2026-10-15 12:40:59
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hannimal :
The first like three pages of cujo where he’s describing what it’s like to be a kid having nightmares and he talks about a scrotum wrinkling or smth 😭😭 like why
2026-10-16 02:10:20
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Rachel :
“Cooze” is one I’ve only ever seen in his writing
2026-10-15 14:48:17
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ICEBERG E :
Me seeing goosepimples in cujo
2026-10-13 21:00:57
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Alyx! :
bro the shining at the end when he is talking to chef dick halloran... yikes.
2026-10-15 14:49:16
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🌀Okay Computa⚛️ :
Read Cujo recently and one of the characters final death thoughts is his preteen daughter getting her breasts. Apparently Stephen King doesn't remember writing Cujo because he was heavily drinking and using coke.
2026-10-16 17:30:47
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Magiconadollar :
Also it’s from the perspective of Larry Crockett, a sleazy real estate broker in 1975… so yeah Jahoobies is standard for him.
2026-10-13 06:53:32
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🕸️🪦XYA🪦🕸️ :
it was snowing heavyyy
2026-10-16 13:54:40
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finley🫐 :
i read the words dirty pillows, laughed for like 10 minutes, remembered carrie probably wouldnt have ever heard them called breasts, locked tf back in 😭
2026-10-16 05:52:47
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Mr Mad Revski :
I kinda want a shirt that says Jahoobies
2026-10-14 01:46:36
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Elle :
I heard it first in an audiobook at 1am. I had to get out of bed and go find my physical copy to make sure I wasn’t losing my mind.
2026-10-16 22:32:18
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Bombayduck72❌️🆘️🇺🇸 :
He's taught me a lot of words over the years. 🤣
2026-10-14 08:49:24
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Chance Reno :
My dumb ash thought it was a real creative slur at first 😅😭😭
2026-10-15 23:20:21
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Zane :
at least 2 of these occurrences (Salem's Lot, long walk) were said in the voice of misogynistic/adolescent characters
2026-09-30 19:29:07
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Georgia🦇🕯️ :
This made me laugh out loud hahahaha
2026-09-29 09:10:20
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fredless_180 :
I’ll say it again, his writing is trash. He just has good ideas
2026-10-20 13:35:34
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scud :
if stephen king has zero haters then i have died
2026-10-20 16:04:52
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Beavis2310 :
The amount of times this dude uses the phrase “digging crescent moon shapes into his/her palms”
2026-10-18 23:08:53
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Clarence & Wasabi :
THANK YOU. I cannot take him seriously.
2026-10-16 01:32:29
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Sarah :
And then he says it 500 more times
2026-10-16 14:18:31
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