@senzerules: if you think children shouldn’t explode they will expell you tho #cornell #college

Bob Huggins :

Meanwhile I had to write a 1,000 word essay for drinking in my dorm. At WVU

aicergaifos :

Matthew Ingalls — DataAnnotation Johnathan Newell — Cornell to go Pre-Med he’s capable of graping patients Winston Lee — Republic of Korea Army Gillio Lopes — Vdrio Diego Sarabia — WellsFargo Scott Norris - GlenfarneGroup Scott Kretzschmar — Cornell All of these predators need to be fired their degrees need to be taken, and they need to be in jail, including the 50 that were part of the Snapchat that did not say or do anything to help along with the Cornell faculty that just brushed it off with an essay and two expulsions! I stand with Jane Doe!

CollinR :

what are we even doing anymore man

paula isabella :

Someone’s daddy is putting ALOT of money in that college’s pockets I’m telling you

WoodenPjixel :

The one paragraph was 7 sentences, one for each hour.

bingisningis :

My favorite: "We're doing everything we can except for things that require us to do anything"

1994pontiacsunbird :

My father… was a gamer..

Ashley Caron :

I’ve been following you just recently and I am so happy I did 😅

🇵🇭🇨🇳🏳️‍🌈 :

thoughts and prayers 🙏🏻😣

user50070951321253 :

You are 100% correct

Benson_Poon_Backflop :

Rashleigh 🇨🇦 :

Sentenced to 1500 words

Gavrilo Princip :

“You can guarantee that these young men will be told, privately, that the college disapproves of their actions. Oh, and we’ll also be expelling the victim for ‘breaking our code of conduct’”

Hoperbole :

Cornell probably: “In your essay compare and contrast sexual violence with what you allegedly did. Explain how it’s similar but different. Describe your thought process and what you would do differently next time”

paula isabella :

Sorry but the whole college has to go 😁

uppunattam :

Okay here is the comment but rewritten to sound smarter and without typos. To be fair writing more than a single sentence without a LLM assisting you is torturous. I wouldn't wish this on my worse enemy, it's a far more serious punishment than people are giving it credit for.

bluthundrbmb :

the accused have said they're vewy sowwy and pwomise not to do it again and I think that is more than enough I forget all about this.