You just know all the consultancy folks will be sharing this on slack. They might even do a PowerPoint on it
2026-09-30 22:35:23
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Dr Manhattan :
Consultants borrow your watch, tell you what time it is and charge you a thousand pounds for their work.
2026-10-01 05:28:11
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Jimo129 :
Senior VP of Client Services….right there….if you’d only mentioned “billable hours” you’d have secured a corner office on day one!!!!
2026-09-30 19:07:23
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Julien Coquet 🇫🇷🇪🇺🇦🇹🇺🇦 :
it's funny because it's true
2026-10-01 06:30:48
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Mid90sbeck :
When I was in business school, a consultant was a guest speaker. I asked them what a consultant does and they replied "consulting". It was enlightening and matched the energy of this gag.
2026-10-01 00:01:23
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Luca Helen 🇪🇺 🏳️🌈 :
Soo…you got hired right?
2026-10-01 06:10:52
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Ohnoohno :
Basically, consulting is telling people what to do for a ridiculously huge amount of money 😂
2026-09-30 23:22:42
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DonkaakLijm :
Consultant here.. i approve this message
2026-10-01 13:32:42
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DEWALT 247 :
If one could explain consulting easily to a customer....they don't need consulting 😏
2026-09-30 21:20:38
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lifelongleftie :
genius
2026-10-03 02:55:53
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Serenity :
I'm a consultant and this made me question everything I've ever done 😂
2026-09-30 21:19:05
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Simon :
And that's why you don't let HR write anything on a website !! Several years at EY confirms this !
2026-09-30 20:38:05
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MrOlyTeaches :
This sounds like the kind of speech that should've ended with "...to boldly go where noone has gone before!". Or at least with "To infinity....and beyond!"
2026-10-01 05:01:35
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Adam Gilsenan :
Consulting it taking your watch and then asking you to pay for asking the time
2026-09-30 22:34:47
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Hazera Forth :
If a consultancy ever crosses my path again....
2026-09-30 23:42:39
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GB :
Exceptionally well delivered - this works - you’re great
2026-10-01 18:39:29
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vgnldn :
Most consultants put the con into the word in my experience
2026-10-01 19:01:31
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Liam Cooke :
consultants don't know what they do either dw
2026-10-02 05:55:34
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P Lod :
You're hired !
2026-09-30 17:15:19
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LeedsSteeler :
Sat in a client meeting watching a CEO ask our director if we had experience in a certain subject. The Director waffled about all the experience our team had and then in the taxi back to the office asked us to go on Google and find out about it. Hated that job!
2026-09-30 22:43:37
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Hamlet :
did you got it? (loved the bit)
2026-09-30 20:30:45
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Jacobus Geluk :
Consultant, Comedian, potatoes, potatos
2026-09-30 19:46:22
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sophiephiphophum :
Consultants, analysts what does it all mean 😭
2026-10-01 10:44:07
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Portwem :
Consultants tell you the time using your watch.
2026-10-02 09:29:45
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