@james_dowd03: Will have travelled across 15 safe biomes before arriving aswell

julius.a969 :

It apparently loves creeper land, but doesn't live there

slochicken :

Does it by chance like baby vilagers?

Jonah Friend :

this is a surprisingly good analogy

jardon997 :

I dont hate "creepers" I just dont like them anywhere near me

JW :

then arrest the iron golem for protecting them

Mcdonald’s :

“you arent allowed to light up the area around your house, are you creeperphobic?”

Duggy Tuggy :

The entire Minecraft economy is just how far away from creepers can I afford to live.

Mauled :

The description

Jefferey :

A villager got 2 years in prison for reposting this

*^*^*^*^*UnknownP :

Send it back to creeper land to marry a freshly spawned creeper

JweZzaa :

Honestly if we started thinking of things by Minecraft logic we’d be better off.

Taylor :

This isn’t about Minecraft is it😅

OT :

And it yearns to blow up

Jake Haines :

Creepers aren’t the problem, you not sleeping is…

kyrr1s :

magically children of his children would become a villagers and not creepers

I stalk squirrels :

The creeper hasn’t blown itself up yet, but it keeps following me around trying to do so. Maybe it shouldn’t be here.

Whodissss90000 :

He’s not worried. He’s promised 72 baby villagers in the nether life

allisterlv :

you don't know what he's been through in his life to want to explode you. you should just let him do what he wants, or else he might get sad

IMDislegsick :

Then they hand out a pamphlet explaining that exploding near innocent women and children MIGHT have consequences, but it's written in enchantment table, which creepers cannot read

Bogey :

And the iron golems stomp out or silence any villager who speaks out against the zombies and creepers stabbing baby villagers

emorris9 :

This is the original

kb :

Perfect analogy

JudgeDread918_ :

This is the best thing Ive seen so far today

gravzchels :

You’re comparing a creeper to a villager. In real life it’s a human to a human.

Arthur the horse :