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👑Goddess BBW💋 :

😭😭😭😭 “ you know what those pajamas are nice”

Andy :

I’d take toddler over newborn a million times over. I’m exhausted but at least I’m having a little fun

courtneygannon477 :

This is my toddler 24/7

Jen📚📖 :

Agree but also I wouldn’t do infant stage again for ANYTHING. Isolating, sleep deprived, emotional mess. Nah I will gladly take a toddler and normal sleep patterns any day 😅

k 🇨🇦 :

So you wouldn’t recommend having kids? Genuinely still on the fence.

SloBoat192 :

Infant was way harder than my toddler.

tourdeblanca | SAHM :

Boy toddlers 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫪🫪🫪

Sharkie 🇿🇦 :

I would take the toddlers years any time, my kids are now 14 and 16, send wine.

EastonMooreIV :

Infant is fine. Newborn with colic however, nah. I’ll take my toddler’s crazy anytime

🇹🇹kj718 :

Toddlers give you the most toxic relationship you will ever have. They will hurt you and I mean physically then come kiss you and you love them even more. Emotional whiplash every day. 😏🥺🥺🥺

Lauren&Hercules💁‍♀️🐕‍🦺🍀 :

Boy I thought I was in the weeds when my son was an infant 🤣 16 months and it’s a shit show every day.

Molly Connolly :

correct as fuck

TheRagingTongaBull :

that toddler bar!😂

Steve :

It never ends.

Tom.Garcia :

Ok try sleep deprived and then before you get some decent rest you get sick and have to watch and play with your energizer bunny toddler while not dying yeah I miss colic infant and never thought I would say that lol..

Jami Carlson Edwards :

I will take a toddler over a teenager!

tp052723 :

My 2.5 year old threw his dads watch at my face this week and gave me a black eye so there’s that! He never did that when he was an infant 😭😂

Maranda :

My toddler is literally Dennis the menace 🤣

Philosaphyn :

yep, first 2 years were SO easy but then, I finally understood, truly, what being overwhelmed meant

Nomadsrus :

No lies.

luly :

I will take the madness over no sleep, insane hormones and that crying wailing noise babies make any day. If I could skip the baby phase I’d have 2 more

S̷y̷n̷t̷h̷W̷a̷v̷e̷6̷2̷6̷ :

I'm so jaded I want to laugh but I have 3 kids

Cnc :

I have an infant and an almost 4 year old 🤪🤪🤪

jamie :

Sara :

I had a newborn with pyloric stenosis sooo... I'm having a ball with my toddler now lol