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samuel_florez12
𝕱𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖟† 🦇 :
Otra vez este tipo en mi para ti
2026-10-01 00:34:34
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gana_sh4rk
GANA-SH4RK :
500kg de oro es mejor y vale más
2026-10-01 00:44:29
750
crismk_1
crismk_1 :
El de las armaduras vio demasiado anime hermano
2026-10-01 00:38:13
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holaamigo731
Ñiñañu :
¿Que prefieres? 500kg de Oro o 500kg de Dolares
2026-10-01 00:37:20
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h.d.d.p10
𝓗𝓓𝓢𝓣𝓐𝓡 :
spanish caldruki
2026-10-01 04:00:17
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ender_mc12
Ender_Mc :
Técnicamente los 500 kilogramos de dólares valdrían más si es que son todos billetes de 100
2026-10-01 00:43:29
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nagi_868
𝑩𝑹𝒁𝑿😶‍🌫️ :
Oh my god, it's Albert Einstein!
2026-10-01 03:33:33
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ely_rzz
୨୧ 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐡 ୨୧ :
Los dólares en billetes de 100 serían 50 Millones de dólares y los 500kg de oro serían como 70 Millonesde dólares. ☝🏻🤓
2026-10-01 03:44:07
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angelesteban_507
𝓢𝓲𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮 𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓮☄️ :
"O my good is Albert empstein
2026-10-01 02:34:05
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zlara.jpg
Nathan :
Si tomamos billetes de 100 dólares, y oro de 24k. Entonces de los dólares serían $50M, mientras que de oro sería $67.3M.
2026-10-01 04:08:36
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maurikart
mauri kart xd :
Si tuvieramos que elegir entre 500 kg de oro y la misma cantidad en billetes de 100 dolares, la elección obvia y racional sería optar por el oro, aunque el efectivo también es sin duda una gran fortuna medio millón de billetes de 100 equivalen a 50 millones de dólares, el valor de los lingotes de oro supera la suma mencionada anteriormente en 17,3 millones de dolares, teniendo esto en cuenta parece que en última instancia, la opción del oro es más ventajosa, ya que vale conservando su peso, 67,3 millones de dolares serian el precio de 500kg de oro segun el valor por onza actual
2026-10-01 03:00:22
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jonalopq
eduardo :
Si cada kilo tiene mil gramos, y según Google un billete de 100 Dlls pesa 1 gramo aproximadamente, la multiplicación es fácil, 500 kilos por 1000 gramos da un total de 500,000 mil gramos multiplicado por 100, da 50 millones de dólares, ahora el kilo de oro está en 135,527 multiplicado por 500 kilos da 67 millones 763 mil 560 Dlls, en conclusión sería mejor el oro pero tendrías que encontrar cliente y probablemente te regatearía el precio, me quedo con el efectivo.
2026-10-01 00:49:25
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seba.094
sebas 🕷️ :
No especificaron Qué cantidad era el dinero si son 500 kg de dólares pero todos los billetes son de $1 cuánto sería la cantidad aún así es mejor agarrar los 500 kg de oro
2026-10-01 01:23:01
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edgarbaldosa
EDGAR 👤 :
el oro y lo vendo al fierro viejo
2026-10-01 02:15:41
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noe61467
Noe :
gente que prefieren 5 kg de roca 5 kg de piedra
2026-10-01 02:48:33
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ricardocampos1324
🥝 KIWI 🥝 :p :
ese bro vive en Minecraft
2026-10-01 01:08:19
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alejandro.figuero7689
Alejandro Figueroa :
Si los dolares son de a 100 los 500 kg serían 50 millones de dolares Y los 500 kg de oro valen 67.697. 450
2026-10-01 03:00:24
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cesar.raul.nuez.h2
™ᴄᴇsᴀʀ :
Ya hablando enserio cuál convendría más, yo creo que los 500kg de dólares, no?
2026-10-01 04:42:56
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brayan_angel14
Brayan ángel ⁴⁴⁴ :
realmente cuanto seria 500 kg de dolares, ¿cuantos dolares son?
2026-10-01 03:22:44
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2662727272ggg
🥀 :
que tiempos cuando roba un breirot estaba en su prime
2026-10-01 03:07:41
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yandel27268_.1
꧁༺Y₳NDɆL༻꧂ :
prefiero el oro, además no dicen de que son los billetes
2026-10-01 01:22:15
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nombredeusuario30003
kuyitabo :
depende del billete
2026-10-01 01:24:51
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shura_koi
『𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐊𝐨𝐢』 :
de que cantidad es el billete?
2026-10-01 01:02:53
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s9x6cesar
𝒞ℯ𝓈𝒶𝓇⋆✌🏻 :
bro agarro el oro y lo vendo
2026-10-01 02:03:43
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