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parkerharris45
parkerharris45 :
man wtf is an ai architect?
2026-10-02 08:49:21
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jooker7362
jooker :
"marry a rich man, and he'll make you work for every cent."
2026-10-02 02:52:49
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nadja.sanchez
nadya426 :
😭 My bestie was a dancer always tried to get me to come on dates with her and I was like - how is a $200 steak worth listening to a boring ass man talk for 2 hours? I can cook steak. And then I accidentally independenced myself into owning an engineering company please help this is hard.
2026-10-02 00:36:21
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nahuhhh12345
NewGuy :
Haha I turned into an AI Architect and got equity too😂
2026-10-01 17:38:43
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nvm4719325
nvm4719325 :
Instead of dating evil, she became evil
2026-10-01 21:03:59
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karenellis0419
Karen Ellis :
A man is never the plan…
2026-10-01 18:50:24
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spongebobfangirl
spongebobfangirl :
Dating a wealthy CEO in my early 20s and he would actually degrade me every single time we were together
2026-10-01 21:32:43
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may.long_
Nutritionist & Fat Loss Coach :
LOL same! I decided to be my own rich man 😭😂
2026-10-01 16:02:47
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acalex1012
Alexander :
Yeah, you’re not wrong like I don’t need a woman to have children I can adopt
2026-10-02 00:54:41
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doris_dreams
doris_dreams :
I would so much rather clock in everyday
2026-10-01 20:53:40
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nikkimp6
nikkimp6 :
Ai entrepreneur, equity and a comedian… lol you set the bar too high, girl…
2026-10-01 21:41:29
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bethabeez
BethaBee :
Because dating men is ALWAYS the harder work😭😭😭😭
2026-10-02 06:53:42
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melaniewilsxn
mel 🧸 :
From a young age I’ve always known that I will become the rich man
2026-10-01 16:56:06
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ucsbcollegeofengineering
UCSB College of Engineering :
There’s always a price to pay.
2026-10-01 19:08:19
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thebankruptsamaritan
TheBankruptSamaritan :
"Its not fair" was the best bit of the entire video a perfect subtle punchline. Because equity is supposed to be fair but working for private equity its not fair. #Bars
2026-10-01 22:03:06
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aurora__668
🤍Joika🤍 :
I’m studying quantum computing now. Easier than understanding my ex and his 5 different personalities. I regret anything related to men. Should’ve stayed single and just study/work.
2026-10-03 15:14:19
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natashaaa222
Natashaaa222 :
SAME! Working hard doesn’t sound so bad after those experiences 😆😂
2026-10-02 00:34:54
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jellyfishcyan
Jellyfish Cyan :
🥲 I feel this so hard.
2026-10-01 17:18:41
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cringey.cringe
Liz :
I went into AUDIT…what does that tell you hahahaha. Auditing financial instruments and financial services too 🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-02 04:44:41
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julieannvisser75
Julie Ann Visser :
I never felt more scene😂👏
2026-10-02 02:46:40
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miss_aurora13
Aurora Borealis 🕊️❤️ :
I founded the AI company myself I was so sick of them.
2026-10-02 00:58:13
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ch45146
ch4! :
i feel seen 🥰
2026-10-01 21:10:50
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raya65204
raya :
You can marry an Uber driver that is a provider. Being with a rich man doesn’t mean much; they will nickel and dime you.
2026-10-02 17:42:46
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fencecamchronicles
FenceCamChronicles :
mama, you are rich man
2026-10-01 22:34:58
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tee.saigonese
Tee 🪷 Lifestyle & UGC :
Girl fr bc I wanted to slap them every time
2026-10-01 17:41:53
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